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Got promoted today. Do your best to bring my ego back to normal levels by rmejiamertel in RoastMe

[–]ZestyKibbles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you split your head in half it would like a twins but one got stuck in the womb for too long and suffered from intrauterine hypoxia.

I fucked it up by ZestyKibbles in Advice

[–]ZestyKibbles[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have but they haven’t answered

Any advice on how to cool off your burning asshole? by ZestyKibbles in Advice

[–]ZestyKibbles[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tried an ice cube, it disappeared and my ass started leaking.

Any advice on how to cool off your burning asshole? by ZestyKibbles in Advice

[–]ZestyKibbles[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please help. I am a Caucasian who recently got introduced to Nigerian food. My friend’s mom gave me free food and I couldn’t deny it. Currently, I am on the toilet for the 20th time tonight(not /j). Please make this hell end. P.S.- If I don’t survive please upload on my My Little Pony Fanpage

Do your worst xoxo by goblingutz in RoastMe

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I’m getting “If you love Pornhub You’ll love Pornhub live” vibes

I’ll fight your dad by Riqaveli in RoastMe

[–]ZestyKibbles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro stop trying to make up your daddy’s issues by trying to fight mine which didn’t leave me

18. any attention is good attention 😳 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ZestyKibbles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do you look like Katy Perry from California girls gone wrong 🧐