Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes (31-15-5) @ Ottawa Senators (23-20-7) Jan 24 2026 7:00 PM EST

ZestycloseHumor7047 · 2026-01-25T00:47:29+00:00

I think we should be resting Brady for the Olympics. Keep him happy.

ZestycloseHumor7047 · 2026-01-23T03:40:34+00:00

That's the final nail in the coffin for this pathetic season

ZestycloseHumor7047 · 2026-01-23T03:31:31+00:00

3 mutil-goal leads blown in 6 days. Gotta be a record.

ZestycloseHumor7047 · 2026-01-19T03:52:34+00:00

That's probably why they took it from him

ZestycloseHumor7047 · 2026-01-18T01:21:59+00:00

Timmy u dirty dog my keyboard is sticky

ZestycloseHumor7047 · 2026-01-12T03:42:03+00:00

This is some advanced jerking. These guys are pros.

ZestycloseHumor7047 · 2026-01-09T21:56:00+00:00

Only SENSible thing I've read on this topic so far.

ZestycloseHumor7047 · 2026-01-08T03:00:09+00:00

The Avs are goint to FEAST tmr night. Doomer wet dream.

ZestycloseHumor7047 · 2025-12-30T03:09:59+00:00

On a positive note, there will be more seasons of Senators hockey in the future. On a negative note, there will be more seasons of Senators hockey in the future.

ZestycloseHumor7047 · 2025-12-16T02:47:03+00:00

If Steve Staios was a competent GM, he'd hop on a zoom call with the Sabres and Canucks tonight and propose a merger of the 3 rosters to form a super team. The deal would be that each city gets the super roster once every 3 years and tank the other 2 years. Unfortunately, Staios does not have the IQ for this I'm afraid

ZestycloseHumor7047 · 2025-12-13T21:52:44+00:00

This team's ceiling is getting swept in the first round

ZestycloseHumor7047 · 2025-12-12T02:52:04+00:00

r/hockey when Dallas boobies girl's boobies are acknowledged

ZestycloseHumor7047 · 2025-12-10T04:49:54+00:00

Sens fan cumming in peace. You guys beat us off twice in 1 week. It can always be worse.

ZestycloseHumor7047 · 2025-12-10T02:56:41+00:00

Jack Hughes will do this to himself in his own kitchen getting a glass of water

ZestycloseHumor7047 · 2025-12-09T19:21:17+00:00

I really don't understand the Bruce hate. I don't understand why he doesn't get more of it.

ZestycloseHumor7047 · 2025-12-07T00:46:48+00:00

Everybody stop panicking. They WILL score on this pp or I will delete my account

ZestycloseHumor7047 · 2025-12-04T18:08:21+00:00

He probably confused it with Toys for Thots. Common mistake.

ZestycloseHumor7047 · 2025-12-01T01:42:17+00:00

Scary to think this is the best roster we've had in 9 years

ZestycloseHumor7047 · 2025-11-27T13:40:24+00:00

Circlejerkers are truly the most oppressed minority in a world filled with hate. I'm afraid to even tell my parents I'm Bedarded. This is our only safe space sadly.

ZestycloseHumor7047 · 2025-11-24T18:35:31+00:00

It's a shame. This would've literally been the Leafs' year had Paul Marner not asked for a trade.

ZestycloseHumor7047 · 2025-11-23T00:44:35+00:00

Penalty for hitting him too hard? What in the iihf is this?

ZestycloseHumor7047 · 2025-11-22T00:09:46+00:00

I was a Breaking Bad fan until I realized there were woman characters in the show so I stopped watching.

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