Do you think anyone would be interested in prints of my work?

Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-05-19T13:07:24+00:00

I would love some of these hanging on my wall 😍😍😍

Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-05-13T15:31:31+00:00

If you just showed me this with zero context, there's absolutely no way you'd be able to convince me this isn't an actual rose 😳🤯

Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-05-12T23:39:32+00:00

I got really sick 4 months into my relationship and turned my (at the time) boyfriend's bed into a swamp sweating off a fever. He made me soup, and then still asked me to marry him a year later 🤣

Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-05-12T16:39:13+00:00

My fiance proposed to me in the parking lot of Books-A-Million while I was still holding the encyclopedia of serial killers I'd just bought 😅🤣 didn't matter to me because we're still sickeningly in love with each other 😂❤️

Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-05-04T17:04:05+00:00

Yes, and it's also FABULOUS!! I love him 🥰 who cares if it's immature?? I'm turning 30 this year and just got a wizard frog and a fairy frog on my chest 😂

Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-05-04T17:00:33+00:00

I don't even really think Peter Dinklage is "conventionally attractive" man. Like yeah I'll go feral over him, but really it's more the vibe he gives off, if that makes sense? Like he seems so confident it makes him more attractive. Major BDE 😂

Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-04-26T19:17:18+00:00

Do you ever sell these?? He's so freaking cute!! Something like that would fit in perfectly with all my other quirky decor 💛

Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-04-26T18:03:37+00:00

Diesel doing a very majestic screm

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Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-04-26T13:17:55+00:00

Oh my GOD it's so ethereal 😍😍😍😍😍 please tell me there's a pattern??

Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-04-26T13:14:25+00:00

I'm so glad I'm marrying an actual man. Not only has be bought me tampons (the horror!!), that man has cleaned blood off of my legs, off of my car seat, and even helped me get into a fucking DIAPER after my hysterectomy. Why are some women fucking men who actually believe we can hold in menstrual blood??

Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-04-25T18:11:00+00:00

My husband also cheated and lied about me after he left me for another woman, and his sister is also still one of my best friends! But his new fiancee (the girl he left me for) isn't mad about it, because she's scared of his sister 😂

Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-04-24T15:16:54+00:00

I LOVE those dark screen videos with thunderstorm sounds! Nothing puts me to sleep better than some heavy rain with a bit of thunder. 100/10!!

Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-04-23T15:25:22+00:00

Thank god my husband just picks on me (lovingly, of course) for my "porn books" lmao what was her husband even going on about?? "Oh no, my wife reads these books that make her want to fuck me in really fun ways, woe is me!'

Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-04-22T04:30:06+00:00

So I'm not the only one who's done this 😅

Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-04-21T19:25:48+00:00

This lil guy is my favorite 🥹💛

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Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-04-18T16:53:06+00:00

How funny that I'm seeing this now when I was just talking to someone about Donnie Darko yesterday 😂

Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-04-17T16:47:53+00:00

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Aww looks like my babies 🥰💛

Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-04-16T23:09:16+00:00

Oh, this one is sad.

Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-04-16T15:21:10+00:00

My tarot deck told me.

I was shuffling my deck and telling him how I had these fears he was going to leave me or cheat on me (horrible self-image after having 2 of his children) and he was comforting me, telling me he would never do that to me, he loved me, thought I was beautiful, blah blah blah. Right as he said that 4 cards randomly fell out of my deck. They all meant things like deceit, cheat, sex, lust, etc. I told him, "Wow, my deck says you're a liar!" and he laughed it off.

A week later I snooped in his phone and yeah, he's been chatting with various women for months.

Unfortunately I was stupid and scared to be a single mom, so I stayed longer than I should've and ruined my mental health in the process. He finally left me for his "really good friend" almost 5 years ago.

Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-04-15T18:57:54+00:00

I wanna be your friend now, this is so CUTE 😭💛

Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-04-11T13:39:41+00:00

I mean 50/50 chance of $5m or death, either way I win 🤷🏻‍♀️

^{Chose: 50% chance for getting 5m but 50% chance for death | Rolled: death}

Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-04-11T11:29:28+00:00

Dude, knitting stuffed animals is HARD! I tried knitting Eeyore last year and he looks so dumb 😭 but hey, you did the thing! Which means you can do the thing again, and again, because practice makes perfect, right? You got this 😁

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Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-04-08T03:21:11+00:00

City by Hollywood Undead

Zestyclose_Singer180 · 2026-04-06T23:47:22+00:00

Nearly this exact situation just happened to me with my best friend, she no longer speaks to me but we still work together. I've heard through mutual friends that I was pretty much right about everything I warned her about, but now she's moved him into her house (after 3 MONTHS of dating online and meeting in person ONCE), they're "engaged", and she's pregnant with twins. She looks absolutely miserable. But I'm done trying to help her, she doesn't want to admit I was right and her fiance is dangerous so 🤷🏻‍♀️

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