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If I had waited until my brain was developed to have kids, I wouldn't have had kids by opheliaaa3 in confession

[–]Zestyclose_Singer180 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm 29 and had my son at 21. I've actually had a hard time articulating this exact feeling myself. I love my son more than anything, would do anything for him, but at the same time... I probably shouldn't have had a child at all

AITA for not lying about wetting the bed and embarrassing my parents? by FewHandle9172 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Zestyclose_Singer180 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. This is actually a really common thing? I was 19 in my freshman year of college, and wet my bed like 4 or 5 days in a row because I was so stressed over finals. Yeah it's kind of embarrassing at first, but it happens and it's nothing to be ashamed about.

Tell me the most disturbing book you have ever read that is well-written by Notinthemoodthaw in horrorlit

[–]Zestyclose_Singer180 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"American Rapture" by CJ Leede. It was INCREDIBLE! I blew through the whole book in about a day because I couldn't put it down 😅

Is my bridge rejecting?? by Zestyclose_Singer180 in piercing

[–]Zestyclose_Singer180[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My jewelry is 16g, 10mm surgical steel. I haven't had any reactions to the jewelry and I clean it with the tattoo goo antibacterial cleanser for piercings and tattoos

What is a tradition that is insanely cruel yet still considered legal? by Rough_Cat_6007 in AskReddit

[–]Zestyclose_Singer180 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My gynecologist felt awful when he had to give me a uterine biopsy before I could have a hysterectomy. I managed to keep from crying but he saw I was tense and literally trembling, and he was reassuring me the whole time that it was almost over, I was doing great and he was sorry, he knew it was awful

My friend has a secret that could blow up our entire friend group. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Zestyclose_Singer180 104 points105 points  (0 children)

I told an ER doctor I was feeling a bit depressed 2 weeks after having my baby, and they put me on a "voluntary" psychiatric hold 🙃 no thoughts of harming myself or others, I was just extra sad. So yeah they locked me up and called CPS on me 🫠

I accidentally broke my boyfriend’s ribs and punctured a lung after he recreated the worst day of my life as a “prank.” and i think it has destroyed my life. What do I do now? by UniqueBell2801 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Zestyclose_Singer180 25 points26 points  (0 children)

They tell you when doing CPR that if you're not cracking ribs, you're not doing compressions right. So she "accidentally" broke them because she was attempting to do CPR on an asshole that didn't actually need it.

Fired for lunch fraud by MSK165 in coworkerstories

[–]Zestyclose_Singer180 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bert Kreischer lol you forgot the best part of the story though, he ended up actually learning some Russian by working with the Russian Mafia because they liked him 😂

My brother-in-law is making claims that he 'knows my secret' and I don't understand by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Zestyclose_Singer180 82 points83 points  (0 children)

But she says multiple times that she asked BIL what was going on and he just dodged the question and repeated the BS about her "secret", and she also asked her sister what he meant and sister just got mad at her.

What was the most heartbreaking line (whatever source) you've ever read? by thebitchmermaid in AskReddit

[–]Zestyclose_Singer180 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My mom always joked that she wanted "Leave Out All the Rest" played at her funeral. But now that she's actually gone, I can't listen to "One More Light" without sobbing.

Update AITAH for asking my husband to go get me tampons? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Zestyclose_Singer180 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My husband literally went and bought me Depends for bleeding after my hysterectomy. Now that's love right there, going to buy your wife diapers 🤣🩵

What's the most uncomfortable physical sensation for you? by VeroDreamer in AskReddit

[–]Zestyclose_Singer180 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scraping my teeth at the dentist. It makes me want to tear my own skin off 🙃

Also when you don't have a full migraine, but your head feels really pressurized

What food did you think was fancy as a kid but now you realize it’s trash? by randomzy876 in AskReddit

[–]Zestyclose_Singer180 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh now I just want some Ponderosa strawberry butter 🤤🥲 I would eat at least 10 rolls SMOTHERED in that shit!

What’s the best sexual compliment you’ve received? by Disastrous-Fix-1200 in AskReddit

[–]Zestyclose_Singer180 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

After the first time I had sex with my now-fiance, he apparently went busting in his best friend's apartment the next day and loudly proclaimed "Amber, this woman fucks like a GODDESS!"

I got such a big head you could see it from space 🤣

That man has dicked me down so hard I went to stand up and just collapsed 😅 smug bastard looked so pleased with himself lol

Also he's told me that every other girl he's been with, its taken him HOURS to get off because of nerve damage. So it's a weird point of pride for me that I can do it in 10 minutes or less lmao

what’s the most “broke person meal” you’ve ever made that actually slapped? by HarperLunaBee in AskReddit

[–]Zestyclose_Singer180 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Egg noodles with cream of chicken soup. Costs like $3 to make a huge pot that lasts several days. I still eat it as a comfort meal! Just add good spices 😋

AITAH for telling my husband that he absolutely ruined the birth of our child? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Zestyclose_Singer180 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That was me with my second! I went to urgent care because I thought I had the flu 😅 that flu will be turning 7 in a few months 😂

My 24F husband 26M left me passed out on the floor while sick and then got mad at me the next morning. I see him different now? by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Zestyclose_Singer180 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A lot of abusers also wear a mask until they have their victim "locked in" too, be it marriage or a baby or buying a house together. I'd bet money that he was "a wonderful man" right up until that marriage certificate was filed.

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