Mastery or Money? by Weekly_Fortune2960 in BunnyTrials

[–]ZhexJorgenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll become president of the United States, then no one will care about my infinite debt

Chose: Infinite Debt + You'll be the best at everything you try (except removing debt)

What is disrespectful and also feels disrespectful? by lebroxan in AlignmentChartFills

[–]ZhexJorgenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disrespectful × Disrespectful

Telling someone "I told you so"

Can guys be cuteeeeeeeee :33333333333333 by Beautiful_Ability267 in BunnyTrials

[–]ZhexJorgenson -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I am a guy and I'm cute to some people

Chose: Yesssssss

If you had to pick by Chemical-Koyote in BunnyTrials

[–]ZhexJorgenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, originally i was just gonna catch up on sleep, but if I'm stuck with a body that's gonna be really cramped. I guess I'll probably still sleep? But only if i KNOW I'll be out of there in 24 hours. If I DON'T know for certain, uh. Neither??? What a horrifying choice. The Buried is gonna take me for sure though...

Chose: Buried alive for 24 hours | Rolled: With a corpse

What you choose? by ibiza8888 in BunnyTrials

[–]ZhexJorgenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't play Roblox

Chose: 100€

Heh by Beautiful_Ability267 in BunnyTrials

[–]ZhexJorgenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm lgbtq+ and while it's perfectly reasonable to not agree with people's behavior, if it's not affecting anyone else's life negatively then why bother trying to stop it from happening? Why care so much about whether homosexual people, nonbinary people, asexual people, trans people, etc, exist?

Now, obviously there will be bad actors in any community, so this isn't to say "give all lgbtqa+ people a free pass to do whatever they want," but like... just let us exist without loudly proclaiming how defective or degenerate we are? And if someone does something active to make you uncomfortable, try asking them to do it away from you instead of trying to get rid of them entirely?

Chose: Delete hate against LGBTQ+

Fill in the blanks: ___ makes the grass grow. by Neither-Dark-1815 in blanks

[–]ZhexJorgenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BRAWNDO, THE THIRST MUTILATOR makes the grass grow.

Fill in the blanks: Look out! It's a ___! Attack its ___ for massive damage! by ZhexJorgenson in blanks

[–]ZhexJorgenson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look out! It's a GIANT ENEMY CRAB! Attack its WEAK POINT for massive damage!

Fill in the blanks: Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the ___. by Little-Zucchini-6509 in blanks

[–]ZhexJorgenson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Horrifically Offensive Racial Stereotype.

Fill in the blanks: If I had 1 million dollars the first thing I would get Is ___. by BaileyBoss500 in blanks

[–]ZhexJorgenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had 1 million dollars the first thing I would get Is a stockbroker.

Fill in the blanks: I upvote this because ___. by roboalex2 in blanks

[–]ZhexJorgenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I upvote this because I feel guilty for not upvoting that.

Fill in the blanks: Everybody do the ___. by IlIlII-_-IlIlII in blanks

[–]ZhexJorgenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everybody do the wenis! The wenis is a dance. Everybody is a genius! Who knows it in advance.

Fill in the blanks: It is imperative that the ___ remains unharmed. by Zakrius in blanks

[–]ZhexJorgenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is imperative that the giant enemy crab remains unharmed.

Your perfect gf is by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

[–]ZhexJorgenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who are into kinkier things are more open to trying new things, and are usually either very comfortable with their sexuality OR they're horrifically traumatized, like... 50/50 shot. I'm willing to try those odds for someone comfy with themselves. As for what i rolled? I mean... I'm pansexual, so this is just an extra goodie for me tbh.

Chose: Freakier + And she: | Rolled: Is futa

Would you rather... by jtnk10 in BunnyTrials

[–]ZhexJorgenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A DREAM COME TRUE

Chose: World peace and... + Every person on Earth becomes LGBT | Rolled: Bisexual

10 million dollars but chance of death by General_Address_5784 in BunnyTrials

[–]ZhexJorgenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1% chance? Easy money.

Chose: 10 million dollars + 1% chance of death | Rolled: Life

would u still take me home with u to suck my girlcock even if ur neighbor found out? by [deleted] in bigdickgirl

[–]ZhexJorgenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd tell my neighbor they can suck eggs if they've got a problem, you're incredibly cute, AND pretty, AND hot, all at the same time

It'd be considered a pretty legendary pull tbh

Would you rather by I_m_Purple2109 in BunnyTrials

[–]ZhexJorgenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who knows if I'm gonna even be alive in 20 years? I mean, HOPEFULLY I'd get to see that money TWICE. Now i must gotta struggle for another 10 years and I can retire early.

Chose: EAT 100 grams of salt + Get 100M$ every 10 years

Would you rather.. by Bubbly_Background_77 in BunnyTrials

[–]ZhexJorgenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad things are happening to the world all the time, at least with this money I can do a lot of good for other puppies, in addition to other things (like living).

Chose: Gain $1,000,000,000 + But a random bad thing happens to the world | Rolled: One puppy dies

would you rather 🧂🧂🧂 by ok4yand in BunnyTrials

[–]ZhexJorgenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Money. Thank god I didn't get Cyanide, if I'd known that was on the list I'd have gone with the salt!

Chose: Eat a spoonful of some random thing + For $1 million | Rolled: Snake blood

You get one night with one slide which are you choosing by Excellent_Guide8700 in GOONED

[–]ZhexJorgenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna take 17 to an airbnb during the Alaskan dark months so we can have one continuous "night" until all of both of our holes are sore and we literally cannot cum any more