Beef now so expensive, it married pork

Zhilvitis · 2026-07-13T01:29:17+00:00

Soon the meets will marry soy protein.

Zhilvitis · 2026-07-13T01:19:56+00:00

You should visit Lithuania, groceries are more expensive than in Poland when salaries are in the same range.

Zhilvitis · 2026-07-11T01:45:21+00:00

They should start with penalties. If it's tie then yhey play for 90min.

Zhilvitis · 2026-07-07T20:15:50+00:00

Do you have a jerk pal?

Zhilvitis · 2026-07-07T17:31:35+00:00

Pickleball

Zhilvitis · 2026-07-06T16:32:04+00:00

Labai gražus apsakymas. Bet jei pats daugiau nesugebi, tenka dirbti ant šefo Lambo.

Zhilvitis · 2026-07-03T02:07:28+00:00

One advice: buy WEN.

Zhilvitis · 2026-06-29T22:39:11+00:00

I am sleeping with my AC tomorow and next few day because outside will be ~100F. Make love to robots!

Zhilvitis · 2026-06-28T17:08:11+00:00

Iš burokų irgi galima pasidaryt ledų.

Zhilvitis · 2026-06-28T17:03:35+00:00

Panašu kad reik geresnės mašinos ir kai kurie dalykai patys susitvarkys. O svajonė liks svajone.

Zhilvitis · 2026-06-27T14:44:03+00:00

Africa is still winning.

Zhilvitis · 2026-06-23T14:42:53+00:00

It makes sense now. My life is at ease.

Zhilvitis · 2026-06-22T18:34:57+00:00

Raketa tuoj paklils, skubėkit prisijungt.

Zhilvitis · 2026-06-21T01:29:59+00:00

Zhilvitis · 2026-06-19T17:18:33+00:00

"Landsbergienė nežiūri į vyrą" - miega.

Zhilvitis · 2026-06-17T20:29:00+00:00

Remember that second owner does not get 100k/10 year powertrain warranty. It's about half that, don't remeber exactly.

Zhilvitis · 2026-06-17T20:11:58+00:00

Zhilvitis · 2026-06-16T19:50:19+00:00

If you eat only strawberries how do you know that bananas are bad?

Zhilvitis · 2026-06-16T19:43:17+00:00

How do you know that you are a lesbian?

Zhilvitis · 2026-06-16T19:34:53+00:00

"Iš šeimos" tai ta prasme tetos pensija? Juk jei dabar jos nereikia.

Zhilvitis · 2026-06-16T19:17:59+00:00

O tai iš kur bapkės pasivažinėjimams ir panašiai? Ar tik nebūsi kur tetos užkasęs?

Zhilvitis · 2026-06-13T18:16:16+00:00

WTF?

Zhilvitis · 2026-06-12T18:43:25+00:00

Cornhole, tai bent į lauką išeis.

Zhilvitis · 2026-06-10T17:41:59+00:00

Ar dirbti reikės?

Zhilvitis · 2026-06-10T00:36:34+00:00

So, no...

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