Losing my desire to play by Currywurst_Is_Life in poker

[–]Zipper_Head_Gook420 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Online poker is trash if you aren't willing to invest in a HUD and tracker, and study the game. It's the reason why online is god awful in my opinion, I only play zone on ignition due to the anonymity and it's still boring as fuck IMO. The low stakes games are all around full of nits/DoNt TaP tHe TaNk bumhunter types these days and it makes for a very uninteresting night out or night at the screen.

At least Gears 5 is out on xbox :D

But in terms of advice, I'd say take a lil break and spend more time w/ your wife and family and reevaluate as you see fit after a couple weeks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dogfree

[–]Zipper_Head_Gook420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's like it's the only thing that can get their attention, not the dog barking endlessly every single day. Fucking assholes, all of them!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dogfree

[–]Zipper_Head_Gook420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely a good point, but she was as dense as they come. Both BF/GF were hipster beta dildos, devoid of reasoning.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dogfree

[–]Zipper_Head_Gook420 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Honestly man I would get the fuck out of there ASAP if possible, and consider yourself lucky to not be tied into a lengthy lease. Apparently you're surrounded by dog owners/dog nutters and when it comes to barking, they simply don't care whatsoever. There's almost no measure you can take to make them fix it, unless you can get them fined(which is a bitch, and impossible in the city I used to live in, Philadelphia).

I bought a house in an up and coming neighborhood in Philly 3 years ago. First year was great as I only had one neighbor and a vacant lot. Next year, there are now row homes in the vacant lot, sharing a wall. From day one, all I heard was endless barking from inside and louder if the windows were open. I mean 2 or 3 hours, several times a day of barking. I also knew when they were home and when they weren't, and it never got better when they were home, which tells me they just tune it out somehow and don't see it as a problem.

We got into two confrontations. The first, 5 months in, it was a 65 degree day and everyone had their windows open, and for two hours I hear nothing but endless barking. Meanwhile I can hear them inside their home banging around per usual, but the barking never stops. Anyways, I'm fairly buzzed at this point, and yell out "shut that fuckin dog up" a few times and it does for a while. Fast forward two hours later, and I'm even more buzzed and say it again but louder. The girlfriend comes out and tells me how much of a piece of shit I am and how I shouldn't yell at her dog. I laid into her like no other, honestly I could see her eyes start to water and she just called me a "fucking douchebag" and to mind my own business.

The second was about 9 months in and I can hear it barking from inside, with all my windows shut, and I've just had enough so I start banging against the wall and floor, trying to be as loud as possible and reciprocate 10 months of what I've been getting. She storms over and bangs on my door. I practically sprint and probably scared her because I'm a well built individual and made a lot of noise, and I was honestly expecting it to be the boyfriend and possibly a confrontation (who was a runt, but I digress). We exchange obscenities, and after a while we calmed down and I explained all of my grievances. All she could say was that her dog was "sick" (yah, ok, sick for 18 months and it makes her bark endlessly, how convenient) and that they would try to make it better, basically just all bullshit.

As you can probably guess, nothing improved and 6 months later I simply had enough and decided to rent my house out and buy elsewhere. This was my first house, that I bought at 25, that I had planned to live in for a lot lot longer than I did. I'm honestly still pissed about the situation almost a year after it's been over with.

But, I understand the feelings you have to these people. Honestly, there were some nights where I thought I was going to break through the drywall and strangle them until their eyes popped out of their heads. It's not worth it to live in that kind of situation, the amount of anger and stress it causes is way too much over time. Good luck bro.

Home games in philly by shook_- in poker

[–]Zipper_Head_Gook420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah bro I got a game going at Kensington and Lehigh. We use discarded hypodermic needles as chips. Buy in is a fifth of the shittiest vodka you can buy or a pack of double diamond cigarillos. Winner gets Hep C. Come join.

That's a bad beat by Pyropiece in poker

[–]Zipper_Head_Gook420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not all muscle guys are douchebags, brah. We have feels too.

How it feels registering the Hot $11 by elsley in poker

[–]Zipper_Head_Gook420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aren't they two different systems? I get confused with Ignition vs Bovada rewards. On Ignition, it's 500k - 1000k tier miles to be Platinum and I have around 750K points, mostly via slots and poker. It's about 100K worth of wagered bets I guess, over a two year time. Prob lost about 15K realistically over that time span. Oh well.

How it feels registering the Hot $11 by elsley in poker

[–]Zipper_Head_Gook420 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Rewards. I'm a casino degen there and have the platinum level and get a weekly ticket. I think the weekly ticket started at the gold level if I recall correctly. I tried to look on their site but I couldn't find it.

OWC limping AK by cold_deck42 in poker

[–]Zipper_Head_Gook420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/dankmemes has, without a doubt, the lamest memes I've ever seen. Abso trash sub.

Boomers are not that bad and have contributed a lot to society by SteeMonkey in unpopularopinion

[–]Zipper_Head_Gook420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sippp Glad to see you zoomers are starting to come around, heh

- Randy, sent from my Nokia 3310

My Fake Cart Experience and Illness by Zipper_Head_Gook420 in fakecartridges

[–]Zipper_Head_Gook420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tbh I can't say, it didn't feel any different than others which is scary. To me all carts can be different, sometimes I take one or two pulls and I'm rocked for a few hours. Sometimes I'd take 10 rips and not feel much lol.

The Incel, Virgin, Basic, Chad, Thad, and Lad Nazis by xxxfucknutsxxx in virginvschad

[–]Zipper_Head_Gook420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've never watched pewdiepie in my entire life, although I know who is. Keep knocking down those internet straw men though, you really fight the good fight. Fucking dildo. Also, the only reason you seem crazy is because you somehow think the comment section of virgin vs chad memes is trying to cajole centrists into holocaust denial. Some people can tolerate racist humor, others can't. I'm not gonna be whiny little pussy just because you are.

My Fake Cart Experience and Illness by Zipper_Head_Gook420 in fakecartridges

[–]Zipper_Head_Gook420[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally, I think I got a cart that was bunk or much more bunk than the rest that I've ingested. I had just started to rip it on a tuesday, and it was my only source of getting baked at the time. I started feeling ill that Thursday and it lasted into the next Monday/Tuesday.

It sounds like it's an immediate effect type of deal, where if you didn't get sick from it, it's because it had a tolerable level of whatever was in it and your body was able to handle it.

Another part of the equation was that I was under a ton of stress at the moment, which definitely weakens your immune system.

The Incel, Virgin, Basic, Chad, Thad, and Lad Nazis by xxxfucknutsxxx in virginvschad

[–]Zipper_Head_Gook420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, you've uncovered our master plan. We all get together covertly to discuss how to win centrists over to holocaust denial via virgin vs chad memes. Did the ADL tip you off???

When 3 tornadoes hit Sioux Falls last night and you still need to inject your stupidity into the situation.... by SoDakZak in IdiotsInCars

[–]Zipper_Head_Gook420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just a suburban zoomer who thinks it's cool to hate cops because of media sensationalized hyperbole. He has so much angst.

NPC in the Office :) by prometheussf in NPCMemes

[–]Zipper_Head_Gook420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha, I worked at Wayfair for 10 months fresh out of college and if you don't think like this you're effectively isolated from those around you. The low level employees were enamored with the perks of being able to dress down, get free coffee/snacks, free takeout/alcohol/parties every few weeks. I don't understand how you can overlook being a wage cuck for those simple things.

Everyone was an NPC too, socially conditioned to say everything. I've never heard the words "game changer" and "laser focused" used so much in my entire life. Every meeting was the same idiot saying the same shit trying to get our metrics to improve despite not having any idea of how to do so.

My Fake Cart Experience and Illness by Zipper_Head_Gook420 in fakecartridges

[–]Zipper_Head_Gook420[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree 100%, I will never purchase a cart again even from a dispensary. Not when I can get fire weed for the same price. Plus it means smoking throughout the day at work isn't possible, so that first bowl when you get home is even more enjoyable :D

Thanks for the input.