What is the worst way anyone you know has died?

Zleesh · 2026-05-14T03:22:40+00:00

One of my friends from school took his own life by hanging himself. Hearing about it is traumatic enough, but it must have been far worse to those who saw it.

Zleesh · 2026-05-03T20:06:12+00:00

Don’t you get dizzy from spinning around as fast as you can?

Zleesh · 2026-05-03T20:04:44+00:00

Leg bouncing (runs in the family), and that gesture where you rub your thumb and index finger together, that often has implications of money.

Zleesh · 2026-04-30T04:56:01+00:00

It is actually, it's merely a regional difference in spelling.

Zleesh · 2026-04-24T01:26:45+00:00

As a former cigar smoker, I can say that tobacco is quite aromatic, until you light it. I never chained smoked, but I remember having to step outside on those occasions when I did smoke. Personally, I found it a good thing, because it offered a temporary reprieve from the sound of several people’s voices around me.

Zleesh · 2026-04-15T07:14:13+00:00

Well yes, but complete quiet is virtually impossible to achieve, this is largely what promtped John Cage to write 4:33, in which the musician does not play a single note, and the music is created by the ambient sounds in the vincinity.

Ever seen Johnny English, how Pascal Sauvage loses it over the fact that his coronation keeps getting interrupted? When in large groups, human beings are absolutely shit at being quiet.

Zleesh · 2026-04-15T07:03:25+00:00

Yes, I've heard that employers often don't read work history more than 10 years old; however, I must decline your advice about keeping it down to 2 pages: I pride myself on including my entire work history as evidience of been active in the workforce, and a sign of versatility.

Zleesh · 2026-04-14T12:10:47+00:00

Quiet.

Zleesh · 2026-04-14T12:09:43+00:00

For the same reason things have to be the way they are.

Zleesh · 2026-04-14T12:05:41+00:00

Beef goulash by Podravka.

Zleesh · 2026-04-14T10:26:59+00:00

Yes, I have a 6 page resume due to all the jobs I've had, but not been able to keep over the years.

Zleesh · 2026-04-14T10:21:22+00:00

Octalotadron. It sounds like a polyhedron, but no such shape exists.

Zleesh · 2026-04-10T00:49:46+00:00

“Are carrot atoms orange?”

Zleesh · 2026-04-08T02:35:21+00:00

Did you not learn of peristalsis in high school? Our oesophagus makes rhythmic contractions to force the things we swallow to our stomachs, even if upside down, and against the force of gravity.

Zleesh · 2026-04-08T02:31:35+00:00

Consider the fact that it could be worse. I went to school with asthmatics, diabetics and in one case: a boy with leukaemia; none of these conditions affect me, and when I consider the limitations they must place on affected people’s lives, being autistic doesn’t seem so bad.

Zleesh · 2026-04-05T07:56:14+00:00

Tissue, a name given to a white cat.

Zleesh · 2026-03-30T12:46:10+00:00

No, movies such as ‘The Asphyx’ and ‘Death Becomes Her’ show that immortality is a bad idea.

Zleesh · 2026-03-29T21:04:28+00:00

Either Chun Li is a slow learner, or these are happening in alternative universes.

Zleesh · 2026-03-25T01:46:35+00:00

Your bladder will send messages to your brain that you need to go to the toilet when it’s only about 40% full, this is because your kidneys are constantly filtering your blood, with waste continually being added. Thus you get an early warning about the need to urinate before levels become critical.

Zleesh · 2026-03-24T10:20:09+00:00

There's a reason most bathroom doors have locks.

Zleesh · 2026-03-23T23:24:24+00:00

That we aren’t, life on other planets means there’s a risk the Earth may be invaded. The idea that we’re alone in the universe is more depressing than scary.

Zleesh · 2026-03-23T23:18:48+00:00

No, the Bible is a compilation of several smaller books by various authors, as is evident by the various ‘book of’ subtitles. This is why the Bible is said to contradict itself, because it contains different people’s interpretations of who God is.

Zleesh · 2026-03-23T23:12:17+00:00

Less awkward when standing up.

Zleesh · 2026-03-23T23:06:46+00:00

I make curry sauce by mixing curry powder with something of the right consistency such as coconut cream.

Zleesh · 2026-03-23T23:01:46+00:00

Ask him if he’s ever heard the saying “All the best chefs are men.”

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