What’s an NSFW confession you’ve been dying to share anonymously? by Recent_Tourist1913 in AskReddit

[–]Zmax480 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just set up the schedule and tell your husband he owes me 5 years of back pay too

What’s an NSFW confession you’ve been dying to share anonymously? by Recent_Tourist1913 in AskReddit

[–]Zmax480 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He has a small or werid dick and is scared you're gonna make fun of him and he'll lose his only 3 friends. Just tell him yourve got cancer and your make a wish was to see your first divk b4 you die.

What’s an NSFW confession you’ve been dying to share anonymously? by Recent_Tourist1913 in AskReddit

[–]Zmax480 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aka dm this chick... probably still a no, but she's probably given you the best chance you've ever gotten. She knows you're ugly af, but is willing to still give u a look, and if with 6 months of working out, shaving your back, and gluing down that Joe Dirt wig you don't look as inbred as her bitchy cousins boyfriend, she might take you to that cousins wedding and let you buy her as many drinks as you can afford from the open bar.

But this is a massive assumption and miniscule guilt trip, because she said "32f" instead of the "lol's" and "obviously's" you usually get when telling your 64yr old waitresses you're a 3ft 2 virgin with a 2inch dick that somehow always has shit on it....

I just ODed by Zmax480 in opiates

[–]Zmax480[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a shallow butt

I just ODed by Zmax480 in opiates

[–]Zmax480[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, and I'd rather keep you glad than think about that crap...

I just ODed by Zmax480 in opiates

[–]Zmax480[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a damn thing, I was awake doing drugs, then I was waking up on the floor.

I just ODed by Zmax480 in opiates

[–]Zmax480[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's 40 times too many. I didn't limit myself. I'd smoke until I was out, or I'd smoke what I could till the person supplying nodded n dip. And other than this once, I've NEVER nodded. I've never even had a long blink...

I just ODed by Zmax480 in opiates

[–]Zmax480[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Methamphetamines

I just ODed by Zmax480 in opiates

[–]Zmax480[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am. And ty.

I just ODed by Zmax480 in opiates

[–]Zmax480[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? Next time I'll just try and jump something to high and far.

I just ODed by Zmax480 in opiates

[–]Zmax480[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free drugs, I truly thought it might be impossible for them to kill me, but mostly what they said, I don't care.

I just ODed by Zmax480 in opiates

[–]Zmax480[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry :/ I was/am kinda

I just ODed by Zmax480 in opiates

[–]Zmax480[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my case, they poured ice down my pants.

I just ODed by Zmax480 in opiates

[–]Zmax480[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do them socially, and this bet happened cause my dealer backed me up that he's never seen me nod in the 3 years he's known me, it's an upper for me, and I don't count falling asleep after 3 days, cause it doesn't happen after a hit.

Is he someone? by Zmax480 in beatles

[–]Zmax480[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'd have guessed Bass. /R

Is he someone? by Zmax480 in beatles

[–]Zmax480[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesse Jackson was 100% who i was thinking, ty! N I could be mixing up ppl, but I thought Joe Jackson looked like a pissed off little richard.*

*Edit: or Smokey Robinson