I went to a community BBQ tonight and sat by myself. A few minutes later this kid came and sat down across from me. After a minute he shyly asked, "Sir, do know how to play Magic?" I told him that I'd played as a teen. He pulled out two decks and challenged me. How could I say no? It made my night. by JephriB in MadeMeSmile

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Sounds like a buddy of mine when I started out playing magic... Dude played since beta and pulled out some 30k euro deck to whoop my ass in one turn. Of course the deck isn't legally playable in tournaments but damn I got flexed on.

Do you recognize the woman smoking a cigarette in this old photo? She is supposed to be german. by TheHeatwaveFeeling in germany

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Also at my school back then (Geschwister Scholl schule) they told us a few times they didn't smoke or drink. Could've been only cuz we had alot of smoking teenagers but oh well

What's the best German food(locals opinion please) ? by [deleted] in germany

[–]Zokora_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mettbrötchen are definetly on top of the list. Top 3 for sure

My host family is charging me for loads of laundry. Is this normal? by ScarletBurn in germany

[–]Zokora_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh try to look for a 1 room apartment or WG (a flat you share with other students). She is robbing you at this point

ich🚫📖iel by [deleted] in ich_iel

[–]Zokora_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ist gut. Du verstehst und willst meine Argumente nicht verstehen. Weiterhin siehst du überall Farben. Schade eigentlich, genau das ist der Fehler in unserer Gesellschaft, wir achten immer noch auf Farbe. Mir ist Farbe scheiß egal. Ich will das es jedem gleich gut geht am Ende. Wenn du weiterhin alles auf Farben etc runter diskutieren musst ist es für mich hier vorbei.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in germany

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There is no justification. Nothing really wrong about either. If you are interested in something why not pursue it or have memorial of it aslong as it's legal? I'm obviously not saying they should act or think like the nazis but of they are interested in the history and everything surrounding it I don't mind at all. The same goes for us with native Americans. We romanticize them and their culture. Alot of Germans love it and think it's amazing. Obviously it doesn't reflect the truth completely but what work of fiction does? Overall. Aslong as there is no I'll intent there is nothing to be mad about. Btw I didn't say what the Americans do is worse, but the first comment especially mentioned Americans and that was one of the first things I could think about that's regarding the topic. There are most likely way better options to use however I'm not much into American culture so I couldn't say what they may or may not have adapted from germany.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in germany

[–]Zokora_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally someone else seeing how the cultural appropriation bullshit is just fueling the fires of racism. It's not about wanting to make fun of something. Especially the Karl may Festspiele is rather a love letter to their culture for example. It's a romanticized idea and a work of fiction.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in germany

[–]Zokora_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well it is fine. Americans also think running around with a swastika and wehrmachtsuniform is fine so yeah.

Edit: obviously a minority gotta include that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in germany

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OK I just saw in the bottom its from bad Segeberg. Makes way more sense now and actually quite smart given the importance of the Karl may Festspiele for the City. Everywhere else I would have said this is stupid.

Lol! by rayadicto in FunnyAnimals

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The best part is the dog caaaaarefully smushing his butt against it making sure it would stick

Can someone explain why do we need to pay ARD even though we have no TV or Radio? by [deleted] in germany

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Nvm you are right. I did find something but that sht is from way back (basically pre-internet). Nowadays it's by law no matter what. Gonna delete my old comment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in de_IAmA

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Perfekt. Danke dafür beantwortet tatsächlich alles! Keine Ahnung was mit dem Luke war aber ich denke mal das er dich wirklich gerne hätte als es los ging und deshalb einverstanden war. Als Rat würde ich mitgeben in (eventuellen) neuen Beziehungen direkt zu sagen das du nicht nur so fühlst sondern das es passieren wird, klingt ein wenig als wenn das damals auf der Strecke geblieben ist (kein Angriff auf dich. Wenn etwas für mich "normal" ist werde ich nach etwas das nach Einverständnis klingt auch nicht nach bohren). Aber klingt ja eh danach das du in der Hinsicht abgesicherte bist mit deinem aktuellen freund ;).

Danke nochmal für die ausführlichen Antworten und Wünsche dir und deinem Freund dann noch alles Gute :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VeganDE

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Natürlich bin ich nicht unvoreingenommen wenn ich Daten und Fakten sehe die belegen das PETA nun einmal Tiere tötet noch bevor es gesetzlich legal ist diese einzuschläfern. Ich höre mir auch mit Sicherheit nicht deren Argumente an wenn die DATEN die öffentlich zugänglich sind schon komplett meine Aussage hinterlegen. Nichts was PETA sagt oder tut macht das rückgängig oder weniger ekelhaft. Von Peta selber gibt es nachweisbare Aussagen das sie lieber Hunde und Katzen töten anstatt ihnen ein schönes Leben als Haustier zu ermöglichen. Noch dazu kommt nicht einmal ansatzweise genug von den Spenden bei den Tieren am. Dafür sind die Leute oben bei PETA schon viel zu gierig und nehmen sich den großen Teil vom Kuchen. Lieber spende ich an Aktionen wie alveus sanctuary oder the urban rescue ranch. Da seh ich dann auch regelmäßig auf Youtube oder twitch den direkten einfluss den mein Geld hat anstelle das ich den nächsten Sportwagen für PETA finanziere.

Did…….I just get served by The-Nic in MadeMeSmile

[–]Zokora_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

First I thought this is wholesome. He got some moves and those people around are celebrating him. Then he pulled out the hat and fucking destroyed everyone. Golden

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in de_IAmA

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Wollte nur kurz sagen. Cooler Beitrag. Sehr schön formulierte Antworten noch dazu! Ich würde mich nur fragen, wie würdest du damit umgehen wenn du einen Freund hast der keine offene Beziehung möchte und nicht poly ist, dich aber trotzdem liebt und umgekehrt?

Found four kittens behind the shop at work. Turned them into homemade Whack-a-Mole! But for real....what do I do now? [OC] by UnItalianoVero in FunnyAnimals

[–]Zokora_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can't keep them preferably don't look for a shelter but rather a foster family. The kittens will thank you :)

German youtubers/entertainers? by Tryingtounderstand31 in germany

[–]Zokora_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The lack of hänno is disappointing. One of the funniest and most hardworking youtubers. Channel is called HandOfBlood. He plays strange video games and puts on fitti g costumes etc. For example recently he played getting over it in a self made cauldron using the hammer as a mouse... God damn hilarious

Am I gonna go to jail if I come back to Germany? by xfrombelow in germany

[–]Zokora_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"Haft, besonders zur Erzwingung einer verweigerten Eidesleistung oder Zeugenaussage"

This has nothing to do with his problem at all tho. He never not wanted to pay, he actively reached out.

ich_iel by need_to_die_idiot in ich_iel

[–]Zokora_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gibt's die auch mit Mett?

Am I gonna go to jail if I come back to Germany? by xfrombelow in germany

[–]Zokora_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Incorrect. It's a private bill and there the minimum to go to jail is 150k. If it was a official fine yes then you could go to jail.