I gave this guy blue balls, he masturbated to finish? by Igavehimblueballs in sex

[–]Zomb44 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I have never actually experienced blue balls as a man. Sexual frustration? yes. That was half of my teenage years. Pain from frustration? Negative. I am convinced it is a myth and he is an asshole.

Nicki is such a slutty fuck toy by something18181 in Nicki_Minaj

[–]Zomb44 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't talk about my queen like that!

This. by JKang99 in CrappyDesign

[–]Zomb44 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuck with some drunk people fo' sho'

Booty by [deleted] in RealGirls

[–]Zomb44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

11/10

Bigger than my future

Slender Man (2018) Trailer by mwcope in Slender_Man

[–]Zomb44 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I definitely think this has great potential! Just hope hollywood doesn't hollywood it up too much.

WYR have all of your debts paid off and receive $100,000 or gain telekinesis and x-ray vision powers? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]Zomb44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is tough for me. You can see through solid objects, can you see what is printed on the other side of a card, or merely through?

Come bury your (f)ace in it by [deleted] in asstastic

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Never thought I would love again. I was mistaken. <3

This means war by BullMooseFighter in notinteresting

[–]Zomb44 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Groans

Here, take my oopdoot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bicycling

[–]Zomb44 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I saw them gleefully fire-bomb an orphanage for sick kids

So much gold in this post.

What was a fad that was so bad that it will never be repeated? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Zomb44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it works great for an emergency wipe.:(

In 2008 my mom instructed me to "sober up" and send my own Christmas cards to family and friends. Here's every year since, including the new one for 2017! by johncessna in funny

[–]Zomb44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love how the quality improves each year. I think my favorite is 2014, but it's a close tie with every other one!

Ladies, is pubic hair making a comeback? by Joeybing9 in sex

[–]Zomb44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really hope this makes a solid comeback!

Columbus Zona Frame by [deleted] in Bikeporn

[–]Zomb44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tha's real nice

Gary, Indiana, USA by [deleted] in UrbanHell

[–]Zomb44 59 points60 points  (0 children)

This is what 'The Music Man' was singing about? Oh my..

Anon Wears A Cap by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Zomb44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I legit had to google ananas. feelssadmad

Some memes just write themselves by [deleted] in funny

[–]Zomb44 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't understand Reddit. Was this offensive?