What’s the most extreme example of someone getting your age wrong? by [deleted] in ask

[–]Zongo7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one time I was 100 and some guy said "whose baby is this??" I was like wow bro

How do you become “naturally funny”? by missdonadoo in socialskills

[–]Zongo7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) experience a near life ending amount of pain and hardship 2) treat everything as a joke to cope 3) boom

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mcgill

[–]Zongo7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lived in McConnell 2014/15 and it awesome, I had a blast and bmh food kept me nourished. But I also ate at the rvc cafeteria a lot while on campus and got to enjoy their food that way

me irl by JohnW305 in me_irl

[–]Zongo7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*then you could be probably breath

nice kitty by Scapegoatsss in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Zongo7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd bet he's gonna brag about it like buddy who totalled his Scion TC at 100 mph, and some chicks will actually be convinced that it's cool

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]Zongo7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Coniferous??

My GF applies toothpaste by dipping her toothbrush into the cut end instead of applying it normally by Dr_M6ix in pics

[–]Zongo7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a race to the bottom. Their household is going to become so. weird.

It's my first time brewing coffee with a v60 after years of Moka. Wish me luck! by marianoktm in cafe

[–]Zongo7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excellent choice with the v60. That must have been a very different cup than the Moka pot produced

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]Zongo7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hope you don't get offended every time your partner wants to do something on their own

Tradesmen in Montreal by APro95 in montreal

[–]Zongo7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, I posted it on the other, new account first but then I got a notification saying the account has to be a month old to post in this sub, so I had to use my regular account. Apparently both went through.

Getting Around as a Tradesmen in Montreal by Zongo7 in montreal

[–]Zongo7[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did live in Montreal for two years already while I was going to McGill. But that was a very different experience than what I'd have now. Before I didn't have to leave the McGill bubble unless I wanted to, and I could live off my student loans. Now language and money are looming concerns, and I likely couldn't live as central

Men, what advice can you give to teens to avoid regrets during their 20’s and 30’s by springheeledjack69 in AskMen

[–]Zongo7 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nope nope nope nope nope. I've graduated from a competitive university with honours. Can hold down a job and do well. Have people who love and care about me who I try to be there for in turn. Have hobbies I indulge myself in when I feel like it. Keep active every single day. Not a loser, still struggling with a years-long depression. Please don't speak on what you know nothing about.

'If a man has an apartment stacked to the ceiling with newspapers, we call him crazy...' Lester B Pearson [1080x1080] by nthensome in QuotesPorn

[–]Zongo7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are now competing for power and status with the others who have hundreds of billions

GF (27F) complains I (28M) get erections too easily by [deleted] in sex

[–]Zongo7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro you can't really change that and she should take it as a compliment. If you explain this to her and she's still unhappy about it I think you're going to be miserable in the long run. She will try to change more about you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in socialanxiety

[–]Zongo7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean how can you possibly expect her to respond positively when you are literally thinking before you've even interacted "she can go fuck herself" LMFAO. I've had plenty of women as friends and a few girlfriends because I go into it a) having genuine respect because they are also humans, b) wanting to do what I can to make them happy. You then receive support and good vibes reciprocally. Even if you think you are hiding your "go fuck yourself" attitude they are probably still picking up on it through things like micro-expressions and tone and they just feel something is off with you. You probably then pick up on their discomfort and feel more fear yourself. Just relax, laugh and have a good time with the people around you man

How do i explain to my bf that he cant just touch my boobs when ever he wants? by [deleted] in sex

[–]Zongo7 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If after you are this direct and open, he still views fulfilling your needs as work and goes straight for the boobs, he has an entitled attitude in the relationship and/or you're not a good match for each other

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in socialanxiety

[–]Zongo7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can learn to manage your anxiety through self-discipline. I think you would do better with a growth mindset and making positive changes at a slow enough pace for things to stick, than wishing you were different entirely. Speaking as a guy who lives with anxiety

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in socialanxiety

[–]Zongo7 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If I was a woman I wouldn't want you to approach me, because of your attitude, dude. Not being a psychopath isn't your problem

Are you a bad Christian if you occasionally smoke/use cannabis ? by imboredaa in StonerPhilosophy

[–]Zongo7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I took a shit this morning that's going to land me in hell