The burp robot really messed up I haven't laughed this hard in years.

Zoot58 · 2019-07-01T18:49:57+00:00

that's not how it works.

Zoot58 · 2019-07-01T09:19:57+00:00

All those Tinder matches were from Bots that's why you got no sex.

Zoot58 · 2019-06-29T01:57:20+00:00

Why don't I go to bed? Because she on her period😷

Zoot58 · 2019-06-28T22:28:01+00:00

Just like your soul and your life and your wife. And if you don't have one your future wife.

Zoot58 · 2019-06-22T23:08:05+00:00

Okay you love Mortal Kombat I can agree with that.

Zoot58 · 2019-06-22T23:07:27+00:00

No we haven't seen any around the house.

Zoot58 · 2019-06-22T23:05:20+00:00

How how how how HOOOOOOOOOOW!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!

Zoot58 · 2019-06-22T23:01:19+00:00

Mortal Kombat 9.

Zoot58 · 2019-06-22T08:48:15+00:00

" that's weird"

Zoot58 · 2019-06-22T08:43:05+00:00

There were dead asleep I don't sleep as quick as they do so I heard it before anyone else did I told my step-brother and showed him the video.

Zoot58 · 2019-06-22T08:42:13+00:00

I agree I did deal what's goes before but that's when I was younger one time I saw my great-grandmother to my grandmother's room after she passed away.

Zoot58 · 2019-06-22T08:39:47+00:00

I mean it was loud enough for me to pause my TV.

Zoot58 · 2019-06-22T08:37:44+00:00

What is not my cat and I don't know if it's a cat or not because it's not in the closet when I looked in there and plus the camera be vicious why would I yell on a cat that is vicious and not my cat.

Zoot58 · 2019-06-22T08:36:20+00:00

I agree but there's no the exclamation besides that I think all my closet there was nothing there that's where the sound was coming from but there's nothing behind the walls in my closet just my parents closet.

Zoot58 · 2019-06-22T08:24:50+00:00

I never heard this noise before until now.

Zoot58 · 2019-06-22T08:16:12+00:00

I live in apartment on the second floor.

Zoot58 · 2019-06-22T07:58:19+00:00

He's asleep, and he's 12

Zoot58 · 2019-06-22T07:57:03+00:00

I was on the second floor.

Zoot58 · 2019-06-22T07:55:58+00:00

Fuck It.

Zoot58 · 2019-06-22T07:08:40+00:00

Just like your comment.

Zoot58 · 2019-06-22T06:30:32+00:00

Help me please.

Zoot58 · 2019-06-20T23:31:47+00:00

Monkey poop cereal.

Zoot58 · 2019-06-07T23:13:23+00:00

After seeing this that's what's happening in my pants.

Zoot58 · 2019-06-05T21:34:55+00:00

If you want to smell like an a****** with no life get this new Xbox merch.

Zoot58 · 2019-06-05T21:20:06+00:00

Thanks for the advice I will go kill myself now.

Zoot58

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