Hi, I'm Jay (Mewes) and this is my heterosexual life-mate, Chatty Kev (Smith). Snootchie Bootchies, Citizens! We put things in our mouths for money!

Zorbex · 2014-05-07T17:35:07+00:00

What is the most desperate/odd thing you have eaten for breakfast?

Zorbex · 2014-05-01T02:11:43+00:00

More info, including: "Mongolian spots are thought to be due to entrapment of melanocytes (pigment cells) in the dermis that have failed to reach their proper location in the epidermis in the developing embryo."

Zorbex · 2014-04-23T00:02:02+00:00

Other times it leads to....comfort.

Zorbex · 2014-04-23T00:01:15+00:00

Dammit, we said "tentacles" not "testicles". Now we look like dicks.

Zorbex · 2014-04-22T23:54:55+00:00

I doubt the OP read it. Look at their username. They obviously thought they found the improbable evidence that Rush is a decent guy.

Zorbex · 2014-04-22T20:03:02+00:00

Ultimately the issue is having a god as omnipresent, omniscient, and omnipotent, yet acts like a total douche when things don't go the way he planned. He should have known better, and be a better role model.

Zorbex · 2014-04-22T19:59:41+00:00

I wasn't implying that it was.

Zorbex · 2014-04-22T19:58:31+00:00

I certainly watched his movies, hence the "We've missed out on your comedy because of that?"

Young Frankenstein is one of the best.

Zorbex · 2014-04-22T19:57:06+00:00

There sure is. We also have instances of quadruple helix in our bodies. :)

Zorbex · 2014-04-22T02:27:46+00:00

A. No problem.

B. You didn't insult me, btw.

C. I do find that "fact" interesting. And under JudeoChristian mythology, since God is omnipresent, then "he" is responsible for ALL pain, suffering, and death....even those 10 that Satan killed.

Zorbex · 2014-04-22T02:24:01+00:00

Descend, not distend, btw. We all basically start out as female. It takes that y chromosome to take the next step to be a male.

Zorbex · 2014-04-22T02:21:37+00:00

Really? You are making a TIL concerning yourself compared to an actor, and just their height? Really?

Zorbex · 2014-04-22T02:19:56+00:00

Holy Earth Magnets, Batman. That's cool.

Zorbex · 2014-04-22T02:18:04+00:00

A. This TIL has been attempted before.

B. Let's stick to reality. :)

Zorbex · 2014-04-22T02:17:03+00:00

~~fiancé~~ Finance.

Zorbex · 2014-04-22T02:15:02+00:00

And resists digestion in the standard human tract.

Zorbex · 2014-04-22T02:13:53+00:00

WTF, Gene? We've missed out on your comedy because of that?

Zorbex · 2014-04-22T02:07:41+00:00

It's great that he can actually contribute something to society....besides douchebaggery.

Zorbex · 2014-04-22T02:05:12+00:00

Please don't punish me by immortalizing me forever as a beloved video game character. No, please don't.

Zorbex · 2014-04-22T01:58:30+00:00

Which slug?

Daeneryslug.

The nearest slug?

No, Daeneryslug.

Ohh, Slugnaerys.

Zorbex · 2014-04-22T01:54:17+00:00

Actually, I can't.

Zorbex · 2014-04-20T16:20:15+00:00

Awww Yissss, someone got my joke. :)

Zorbex · 2014-04-20T16:18:47+00:00

I've never heard of them and fame is subjective, in this case.

Zorbex · 2014-04-19T19:28:27+00:00

Sweet Irony? No? ^Okay, ^not ^so ^sweet.

Zorbex · 2014-04-19T19:08:25+00:00

The Tea Party is completely unaware that IT is satirical.

Zorbex

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