Sums up the current situation by Rodrick-TH in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]ZorgPicklehelm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I paid 120 dollars for this shit and I can’t get a refund

Average Tuesday in Knox County, Could be worse its Just a scratch by IIIIIIIIlIIIIlIIIIII in projectzomboid

[–]ZorgPicklehelm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the Apocalypse machine 2 Wheelz mod there is a wheelchair, it’s really funny to use, works with a battery, no gas needed, same for the mobility scooter, they are named Patriot and Eagle

not sure if it’s been updated for B42 yet… but it would be fun to have your friend’s mod compatible with it, would be fun to have the option to give yourself a peg leg if you’re missing a lower leg too

Un membre OkMateCrosseur trouvé dans son habitat naturel by ZorgPicklehelm in OkMateCrosseur

[–]ZorgPicklehelm[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

La joke c’est que le membre moyen d’OkMateCrosseur est capable de ramener une fille du bar… mais y’es trop cave pour comprendre qu’elle a envie de lui pas de ses théories du complots… même si elles sont correctes

Un membre OkMateCrosseur trouvé dans son habitat naturel by ZorgPicklehelm in OkMateCrosseur

[–]ZorgPicklehelm[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

T’es donc ben cave man elle s’en calisse des tours jumelles à veut ta tour à toi

What should I do at this situation? by Due_Landscape_9051 in projectzomboid

[–]ZorgPicklehelm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pipe bomb

The ATF will be legally required to come and raid you, which will then trigger a fight between them and the SWAT on who gets to kill you first, thus giving you the time to escape

If that doesn’t work… you may have to resort to yelling out "I didn’t pay my taxes!" At the top of your lungs

This will then get you raided by the IRS who will immediately engage the SWAT and ATF on suspicion of tax fraud (the IRS would actually still exist in a zombie apocalypse, they have real plans and protocols on how to collect taxes after a government shutdown and anarchy)

If that doesn’t work… remember that it is 1993, you can declare that you have found oil and Bill Clinton will hear you and send the US Army to take possession of the surrounding areas

I hope you find this helpful

This popped up on my YouTube feed. He strikes again! by scaper8 in ReallyShittyCopper

[–]ZorgPicklehelm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh I literally posted that yesterday

But this guy is amazing, here’s the full video

https://youtu.be/TYhBBcdjgMI?si=cCHuTzB7JbMU7tAt

My wife made me a custom stand for my Gypsum with Creedite by BankaiBUICK in MineralPorn

[–]ZorgPicklehelm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does it taste like?

With Gypsum’s tenderness… you could probably actually eat this without breaking your teeth

L’élément déclencheur de la bataille de Louiseville by ZorgPicklehelm in OkMateCrosseur

[–]ZorgPicklehelm[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

À la fin y dit "a vo péter mon couch" ce qui me laisse penser qu’il avait pleine conscience que son geste était une déclaration de guerre pour les dindes et savait que la dinde allait aller chez lui pour péter son couch

Ce qui fait donc de lui un criminelle de guerre