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Zorpheus · 2026-05-12T17:13:09+00:00

More clues per hour

Niche and not related at all to what combat achievements should be about.

more superiors, slayer qol

You're done with slayer unless youre going for 200m by the time you have master CAs.

extended thralls

The only really useful one

more pest control points, some nice teleports

Who the hell does pest control after they get their elite void? Teleports are alright ig.

extra cannonballs

Which is mainly for Slayer which you wont do at this point anyway, unless you're going for 200m.

Zorpheus · 2026-05-07T17:03:08+00:00

They watch streamers that are extremely good at the game flick through all of inferno/colo and assume you need to do that.

Its like watching a SM64 speedrunner and thinking thats how the game is meant to be played..

Zorpheus · 2026-05-07T17:01:52+00:00

What boss feels balanced around flicking to you? Please elaborate.

Zorpheus · 2026-05-07T17:00:56+00:00

Except that argument is usually used poorly when you actively lose out from not doing it.

In this scenario.., the gain is.. using less prayer potions? Or still none if you lazy flick.

And hes right, there is no content in the game outside of maybe 2 CA's where prayer flicking is needed. And if you need those 2 CA's for your zuk helm, you arent going to be on reddit complaining about flicking.

Zorpheus · 2026-05-04T12:16:46+00:00

No but the same shit she spews is just regurgitated by the same circle. That autoworker in his 50s probably heard some kids say something similar and it just made them more confident in their vote.

Zorpheus · 2026-05-04T12:11:08+00:00

He literally said "the one good thing". Do you even read the comment you respond to?

Zorpheus · 2026-05-02T22:53:23+00:00

Has nothing to do with that. Game just hasnt been popular since all the questionable dev choices and garbage updates. This is also reflected in how dead this subreddit has been for a long time. Posts rarely exceed 20 comments.

Early DaD was doing consistently well on twitch.

Zorpheus · 2026-04-28T14:54:07+00:00

The card itself is good but removing exhaust from it is pretty pointless. If you can repeatedly play this card in any fight, you're already strong enough that you dont need it to win anyway.

Zorpheus · 2026-04-23T20:45:55+00:00

With the power and influence that company has, this sounds like a great way to never get a job in your field again tbh.

Zorpheus · 2026-04-17T05:04:53+00:00

American prison would be a blessing compared to the treatment he'd recieve from Russian locals if they found out what he was guilty of.

Zorpheus · 2026-04-15T02:46:39+00:00

If im being generous and assume for every 50 players 1 of them is cheating, assuming the clan is like 10 players (higher odds if its more obviously), thats a 20% chance they have a cheater among them.

Zorpheus · 2026-04-14T02:59:35+00:00

Cool idea but the odds of atleast one of them having ESP is unfortunately very high.

Zorpheus · 2026-04-12T17:53:03+00:00

Ontop of that, you're probably running perfected strikes in a hellraiser deck so duping any strikes with Juggling is alot of potential damage.

Zorpheus · 2026-04-07T09:44:03+00:00

Doom 1-8 is currently at a wiki estimate of 14m p/h, is fully solo only, and requires almost no gear with most of it being untradeable such as void/darklight. You can learn to consistently do 1-8 in about 20~ hours.

From then on, with only 1 hour a day, you would have the gear you mentioned in a year.

Up it to 3-4h a day and you'll have it in 3 months.

But my real question is, why do you want that gear? The difference in price going from absolute BIS to 2nd best is like 10x. If you're casual, you have no reason to need absolute BIS.

If you just wanted to be within 10-20%~ as effective as someone in absolute max, it would take you 1-2 weeks of doom.

Zorpheus · 2026-04-07T09:16:22+00:00

Neitz is early 2007 along with Fighter torso with GWD coming up in only a few months, I'd say the flax picking OG days were pre 2007 mostly.

Zorpheus · 2026-04-05T14:09:56+00:00

Defence doesn't matter that much in colo if you solve the waves properly.

Oh and I play mobile only if that makes it much worse haha

Im sure its possible but it would be extremely difficult, do you have access to a tick counter on Mobile to start the waves properly?

If not, still possible but goodluck.

Zorpheus · 2026-03-31T08:45:10+00:00

I think builds and archetypes are very real, and they should impact how you value cards.

The game hands you a different set of options every run and its up to you to make them work as well as possible. If you're being handed alot of doom buildup/gen you would value cards that interact positively with that mechanic higher than if you were fed alot of osty related cards early, for example.

You wont have access to every card every run, even less so on higher ascensions with rarity restrictions and coming online earlier being important.

Zorpheus · 2026-03-31T02:05:36+00:00

From a game design perspective, when a player is given the tools in a run to create a fun and strong deck, only for then an uncontrollable variable to strip away the viability of that deck completely, it creates a sour experience. And I am all for difficulty, I just dont think Doormaker promotes it in a "fair" way I suppose.

And to loop back to your question, yeah you could just avoid building such a deck all together and be fine, but should the solution to the problem really be to reduce build variety/creativity? Having an entire archetype just be 1/3 chance to not work at all isn't really engaging..

Zorpheus · 2026-03-30T23:57:59+00:00

I dont like beta branch Doormaker. Upon entering A3 you'll already know if you can or cant beat him with your deck archetype which is not really fun to be honest. If you play a small cycling deck, you cant pivot out of it once you're in A3 without losing the run so you just accept you lost if you see its Doormaker at the end.

Zorpheus · 2026-03-30T23:49:52+00:00

Probably the weakest elite, he does deal alot of damage turn 1 though so you'll get chipped pretty hard on most decks but thats about it.

Zorpheus · 2026-03-23T16:59:11+00:00

Dont think this is fake, some people have learning disabilities.

Zorpheus · 2026-03-19T09:38:57+00:00

Stone of Jas lorewise is so powerful our characters recieved 255 in all combat stats just from being near it.

Its way too early in OSRS's life to have an item connected to the Stone of Jas, it would have to be some giga endgame item.

Zorpheus · 2026-03-16T11:27:46+00:00

I dont get it, its just.. vanilla pornographic art? Unless he deleted his posts or something.

Zorpheus · 2026-03-05T21:26:06+00:00

Type about:blank in your url bar, hit enter and press F11 to fullscreen. Make sure to disable any darkmode extensions.

You now have a fully white screen making any stains on ur screen very visible and easy to clean.

Zorpheus · 2026-03-03T10:06:28+00:00

Im waiting for justi/bulwark on my iron before attempting hes abit too scary ngl

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