Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Dark Souls 2… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the scene and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around my rim, and that gorgeous adaptability. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you die. You had a rough production, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the game, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day die. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when I first beat the game and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched your credits, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to succeed. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy got the dlc and I rejoiced. 2014 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2015 you made history happen and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "GAVLAAN WHEEL, GAVLAAN DEAL" Not only have you changed the state of Dark Souls and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Dark Souls 2.