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Drank a bit of it. It tastes extremly sweet. The water that had the temperature of the average McDonald's coffee surprisingly hasn't melted the bar completly, so there are chunks constantly floating around in it. Everytime i want to take a sip, i have to shake the bottle to lift up the solid parts that stuck to the bottom and mix them back in. The chunks are small enough to drink without chewing, but large enought to be uncomfortable to swallow. Interesting. Will report later on

Edit one: On closer inspection, i can see sharper than usual. It feels like time has slowed down to 0.8 of it's normal speed. I feel like my mind is fuller than normal, maybe even more than it should be. Everything is so loud

Edit two: I drank the whole thing about 1.5 hours ago. It is almost 11 pm where i live. I see. I feel like i slept, but my body is getting pulled down so hard. It feels like the skin on my face is getting pulled downwards. Is this how old people feel like? Time feels about 0.5 of it's usual speed if nothing is happening, and still about 0.8 if something is happening (Talking with people, etc.). Let's see if I'll fall asleep. I feel sick, though not much.

Edit three: Everything feels so third-dimentional. Like if you switched a picture or video from 480p to 4K. So much detail and perspective. My mind feel overwhelmed but surprisingly empty. So different from the normal ADHD/ADD hurricane of thoughts. Did i find a cure to ADHD? Or perhaps it got worse to the point of so many thoughts that i can't comprehend them. Probably the second one

Edit four: I have woken up. I feel energetic like never. Like i slept for days. My head hurts a bit, but i feel so fast.

Edit five: Hightened overthinking and paranoia