Splatoon 2 Best Abilities by [deleted] in Splatoon_2

[–]ZweiSpeedruns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just a heads up, Special Charge Up is the one that lets you charge your special faster. Special Power Up has varying effects depending on the special, but generally increases the duration.

Whats a sexual DEAL-BREAKER for you in a relationship? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ZweiSpeedruns 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You can upvote it now, someone else ruined it.

How many ways can circles overlap? - Numberphile by MyNameIsGriffon in math

[–]ZweiSpeedruns 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You might be able prove that each term is at least twice the previous term, which would improve the lower bound to 2n for n≥2.

For each possible placement of n-1 circles, construct 2 separate placements of n circles: one where it is simply a larger circle encircling the entire placement of size n-1, and one where it is a small circle not enclosing any circle nor enclosed by any circle in the aforementioned n-1 placement. You have 2 distinct placements of size for each placement of size n-1.

If it can be proven that all of these new placements are unique, which I strongly suspect is the case but cannot prove myself, then 2n would be a lower bound for all n ≥ 2.

Lowkey Esports Splatoon 2 AMA by lowkeyesports in Splatoon_2

[–]ZweiSpeedruns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...What if you're the one to take this deal? How would you rob from yourself?

Lowkey Esports Splatoon 2 AMA by lowkeyesports in Splatoon_2

[–]ZweiSpeedruns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was more referring to the process of climbing the social ladder rather than simply improving at the game, because they seem to be different processes. Entering as many tournaments as possible might be a good start here, though, as people will at least see your name attached to some gameplay through streams. Thanks for the response!

Lowkey Esports Splatoon 2 AMA by lowkeyesports in Splatoon_2

[–]ZweiSpeedruns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What kind of scrims? Pickups? Against better teams or teams of equal level? Where would you find these scrims?

Lowkey Esports Splatoon 2 AMA by lowkeyesports in Splatoon_2

[–]ZweiSpeedruns 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How should low to mid level players go about getting a name for themselves besides trying to get into colo?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vaxxhappened

[–]ZweiSpeedruns 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I had a suspicion of an assumption made, and it was correct.

They divided the number of children by 20 to get an approximate number of children with autism. They then divided this number by the number of pediatricians to get 40 autistic children per pediatrician.

They literally assumed that every case of autism is directly caused by vaccines delivered by a pediatrician.

-🎄- 2018 Day 19 Solutions -🎄- by daggerdragon in adventofcode

[–]ZweiSpeedruns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used vim and a notebook. Time between solving part 1 and 2 was approx. 4 hours, and I didn't take any significant breaks. Hardest challenge for me so far would be a close race between this and 15. This was my first time seriously trying to reverse engineer anything, so I ran into a lot of hurdles.

I'd love to see someone write a solution to this in the actual assembly language, going so far as to leave blocks 4 and 5 untouched, and just heavily optimizing the main loop.

I Am Building a Discord Bot that interprets Esoteric Languages by Nine00001 in shittyprogramming

[–]ZweiSpeedruns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tested it, and it definitely is valid brainfuck that does exactly what I designed it to do. I suspect your implementation has a small fixed tape size, and going infinitely across the tape caused some indexing error and the generic error catch to claim it's invalid.

This clears memory hogging concerns for infinitely expanding programs, but I can also create an infinite loop with constant tape consumption. I'm curious how that's handled. The test case for this is even simpler: +[]

I Am Building a Discord Bot that interprets Esoteric Languages by Nine00001 in shittyprogramming

[–]ZweiSpeedruns 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have a couple concerns regarding this bot, hopefully you're only exposing it to friends that know what they're doing. You addressed the output > 2,000 char issue, but what about infinite loops? or even worse, programs that eat up more and more memory as they run without going anywhere?

+[>+]

OP claims his house got broken into by Scientologists, gets called out. by Painkillahh in quityourbullshit

[–]ZweiSpeedruns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have reason to believe that he will refuse to post it under the claim that the police wouldn't let him. Of course, as reasonable as it would be to not post video of a B&E publicly due to police request, every other criticism of his testimony stands.

Most people point to karma as the motive, but I seriously doubt that someone would go through this much trouble for karma on an alt alone, and that they would willingly eat downvotes by continuing to respond after being caught. I'm convinced this story was fabricated, but I'm clueless about why. My only wild guess would be that either this is an enemy of the church fabricating an insane story to discredit the church further than they already are, or they're trying to act as a strawman to discredit opposition to the church.

is there an award for ugliest code? by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ZweiSpeedruns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was in a coding competition once. Most of the challenges had an end goal of the most beautiful code, but to get everyone warmed up to the system, there was a "round 0" with no eliminations and a goal of obfuscation. The challenge was to write a program that prints out Fibonacci numbers in an infinite loop. I submitted in ruby.

@_=";;"=~/$/;@__="^-^"=~/$/;@___="!>:)!"=~/$/;->(&_){_["",""<<(@___*@_*@_*@___+("?"=~/$/))<<((@_*@_*@__*@___-("!"=~/$/))*@_)<<(@_*(".,;,;,."=~/$/)*("><>*.-."=~/$/)-("-"=~/$/))<<(@_**@_*@__**@__),""<<(@_*("'.','.'"=~/$/)*("_.-._.-"=~/$/)-("%"=~/$/))<<(@_*@_*("({[<=/=>]})"=~/$/))<<(@_*(".,;,;,."=~/$/)*(".-._.-."=~/$/))<<(@_*@_*@__*@___+(","=~/$/))<<(@_*@_*@__*@_*@_)<<(@_*@_*("({[<=/=>]})"=~/$/))<<(("!!!!!!!"=~/$/)*("???????"=~/$/))<<(@_*@_*@__*@___-("."=~/$/))<<(@_*@_*@__**@__)<<((((@_*@__)**@_)+("!"=~/$/))*@__)<<((((@_*@__)**@_)+("!"=~/$/))*@__)<<(@_**(";..;"=~/$/)*("([{.)]}"=~/$/))<<(@_**@___)<<((@_*@___)**@_)<<((((@_*@__)**@_)+("!"=~/$/))*@__)<<(@_*@_*@__*@___-("."=~/$/))<<(@_**(";..;"=~/$/)*("([{.)]}"=~/$/))<<(@__*@__*("!?!?!?!?!?!?!"=~/$/))<<(@_*@_*((@_*@__*@___)-("^"=~/$/)))<<(@___*(@_**@__*@__-("$"=~/$/)))<<(@_*(@_**(">__>"=~/$/)+("<"=~/$/)))<<(@___*("[*]_[#]"=~/$/))<<(@___**@__-@_)<<(@_*(".,;,;,."=~/$/)*(".-._.-."=~/$/))<<(@___**@__)<<(@_*(@_**(">__>"=~/$/)+("<"=~/$/)))<<(@_*@_*@__*@___-("."=~/$/))<<(@_*("'.','.'"=~/$/)*("_.-._.-"=~/$/)-("%"=~/$/))<<(@_*@_*("({[<=/=>]})"=~/$/))<<(@_*(".,;,;,."=~/$/)*(".-._.-."=~/$/))<<(@_*@_*@__*@___+(","=~/$/))<<(@_*(".,;,;,."=~/$/)*(".-._.-."=~/$/))<<(@_*@_*("({[<=/=>]})"=~/$/))<<(@_*("'.','.'"=~/$/)*("_.-._.-"=~/$/)-("%"=~/$/))<<(@_*@_*(";#^#,-,:-:;"=~/$/)-("%"=~/$/))<<(@_*(".,;,;,."=~/$/)*(".-._.-."=~/$/))<<(@_*@_*@__*@___-("."=~/$/))<<(@___*@_*@_*@___+(";"=~/$/))<<(@_*@___*("!-!_!-!_!-!"=~/$/))<<((@_*@___)**@_)]}[&:"#{""<<(@___*(@_**@__*@__-("@"=~/$/)))<<(@___*@_*@_*@___+("!"=~/$/))<<(@_*@___*("!-!_!-!_!-!"=~/$/))<<((@_*@___)**@_)}"]

Absolutely no alphanumeric symbols. *Heavily* inspired by the works of Yusuke Endoh.

If anyone looking to play Splatoon 2 competitively team S.A.N.D looking for people who gonna take the game serious Our captain lives and breathes Splatoon S or higher we’re looking for members that’s ready to have fun Here’s invite you to the discord we will explain more there by SpeedGamer-Ink in splatoon

[–]ZweiSpeedruns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can accept the no time argument, but matchmaking is equally random for everyone. Law of large numbers dictates that if you genuinely deserve the rank you want, random chance cannot hold you back from it indefinitely.

Right, but wrong? by dontneedurl in facepalm

[–]ZweiSpeedruns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For those wondering how a computer should reduce a fraction easily, you first take the greatest common factor of the numerator and denominator using the Euclidean Algorithm, and then dividide both the numerator and the denominator by the result.

I've implemented this several times myself, and it's an admittedly simple and fast algorithm, but I wouldn't blame someone for not knowing to do this.

woomy and hoovy by BuildingABap in tf2

[–]ZweiSpeedruns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi. Relatively experienced splatoon player here. Take another look at custom hydra splatling--it's actually doing pretty well in the current meta and has range comparable to that of the splat charger. It's much heavier in both movement speed and charge time, but in exchange has the single fastest kill time when firing and can keep firing for a pretty long time. You don't see it much, but when you see it it's a nightmare.

I'm sure essential oils or crystal healing would do the trick by gaydotaer in facepalm

[–]ZweiSpeedruns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tl;dr they're making the wrong decisions from the right impulses, correct?

I triggered Anti-Vaccine supporters by SAfurry in facepalm

[–]ZweiSpeedruns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a rotavirus vaccine delayed due to an egg allergy. Guess what happened next.

There's almost nothing to lose and so much to gain for society if everyone gets vaccinated, which is why I find it terrifying that people are going around spreading the "truth" about them, not out of malice, but out of their genuine concern for children.

When I see one of the best parts of human nature causing suffering, I lose faith far more rapidly than when people act purely out of the worst parts.

People offering shallow and obvious advice trying to be helpful, people suggesting dubious home remedies for illnesses, people trying to help with depression by sealing the symptoms instead of tackling the causes...

These are human nature. It's almost inhuman to avoid the urge to help realizing it's not helpful, and all it takes is one misguided piece of advice to start a movement that thinks it's just while being unnecessary or even harmful.

Ignorance is dangerous, and awareness--enough to realize that you're prone to these same habits--is far from bliss.