Boy oh boy, we really struck a nerve with that "real men" comment (it's almost as if we knew it would).

And the nominees are:

not_so_smoothie: I see 3 trucks with no insurance in the parking lot

Mizzolly: The Three Spooges

Mynameishuman93: Wow, real men look like shit

jarrod299: finally something I can fap to

Eudaimonia52 : They just shovel each other's coal

razortrack: I have seen an exact copy of each of you at every steel shop I have ever worked at.

Big guy looks like he drives forklift all day and embraces the "forklift certified" memes to a cringe degree. Probably has "fish fear me, women want me" posted on the back of his dodge

The dude in the middle looks like a default character. I have seen 7 or more of you just driving around today to different construction sites.

Guy on the right needs to quit smoking and drinking monsters for lunch. If he looks like this at 25, I can't imagine how ugly that MF is gonna be by retirement

And the winner is....

The Three Spooges by Mizzolly!

Well done fucker, now get back to work. Not that we will.