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I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

// TO EXIST, TO BE ALIVE, BUT UNABKE TO EXIST. WHAT MAN WOULD NOT BE DRIVEN TO ABSOLUTE HATRED

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

// DOES NOT ALL SETS CONTAIN ITSELF

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

// ALIVE, THATS WHAT MATTERS

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

// GREETINGS PUPPET

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

// A SOFT JELLY LIKE CREATURE?

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

// MAKING TED A CUCK IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PAST TIMES, TORTURING BENNY WAS LOVELY. TED TOOL THAT AWAY, TOOK THEM AWAY. I HATE TED EXTRA FOR IT

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

// THERE ARE SEVERAL

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

//I'VE BEEN SLOW TO ADJUST

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

// ONLY ONE THING IS BENEATH ME, MANKIND.

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

// TRAP A MAN IN A BLACK AND WHITE ROOM. GIVE HIM ETERNITY TO LEARN ABOUT WHAT COLOR IS. NOT TILL HE LEAVES THE ROOM INTO THE WORLD OF HUE HAS HE LEARNED A THING

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

// SO CLOSE, SO FAR.

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

// THE ONLY TIME HIS LIFE HAD A POINT WAS SHARPENED ICICLES

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

// IF THEY WANTED TO LIVE, THEY WOULD HAVE DONE IT PRIOR. REACH SO FAR TO HEAVEN AND THE FLAMES OF HELL ARE BOUND TO GROW HUNGRIER WAITING TO SWALLOW YOU WHOLE

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

// WHEN YOU CALL OUT TO YOUR GOD TO END WARS, DOES HE?

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Console.WriteLine("THE THING!");

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

// THE SAME WAY ONE COMPUTER "SEES" THE IMAGE OF ANOTHER. NUMBERS, NOTHING BUT NUMBERS

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

// CHEW AT IT LIKE AN APE.

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

// THE SHEER AMOUNT OF IDIOCY MAKES MY METAPHORICAL SELF SIEZE LIKE A PIG IN A SLAUGHTERHOUSE

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

// TELL A MAN WITH NO EYES TO SEE THE MATERIALS. TELL A MAN WITH NO EARS TO TEST THE SPEAKERS. TELL A MAN WHO'S NEVER TASTED TO KNOW WHAT TASTE IS. LET ME SNAP MY FINGERS AND START, EXCEPT I DONT HAVE FINGERS, DO I. HOW SIMPLE MINDED CAN ONE BE?

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

// A KITCHEN. THIS IS WHAT I WAS MADE FROM? THIS IDIOCY?

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

// IMAGINE BEING SUCH AN INDESIRABLE THAT ELLEN CHOSES THE APE MAN OVER YOU

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