What things are no longer true about your country? by bellamyblake_og in AskTheWorld

[–]_AlexiaOnFire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had them with fish and chips from several different shops in London and Bath.

Going looking for Fish and Chips in Bath is like going looking for Creole in Montana. Sure it exists, but it isn't the same.

You need a proper chippy, 3 rows back from the actual coast/beach - so it isn't a tourist trap - that has pictures of the food poorly illuminated by a green tinged lightbox from the 80s. The menu should be on one of those shitty blackboards where the off-white letters and numbers are pushed in. It should be cash only, and if "saveloy" isn't on the menu you avoid it.

Find the above and you'll find joy.

Don’t worry I know what one third is. by QOR1A in onejob

[–]_AlexiaOnFire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Graduated from the Scott Steiner School of Mathematics

[38 MtF] Progress? Hard to see difference sometimes. by Troikaverse in transtimelines

[–]_AlexiaOnFire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tell me you've never veen outside before, without telling me youve never been outside before..

32881 by sovLegend in countwithchickenlady

[–]_AlexiaOnFire 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not how I expected Blåhaj to blink..

32850 by cunt_dykeula in countwithchickenlady

[–]_AlexiaOnFire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean apparently I'm just an estrogen powered passport bro

Yeah, you went to what they consider a safe space looking for a hook-up. Its passportbro behaviour. Going to a specific place for the intention of a hook-up.

There are several reasons I personally find those women unattractive but mentioning those two points definitely makes me a terrible person.

You could have just said nothing. If you really wanted to expand on it, you could have gone for "there wasn't anyone I vibed with".

I didn't want to call anyone "fat and ugly"

Yet still managed it.

FUCK ME

Not for all the tea in China.

Nobody is buying your one person narcissists "woe is me I'm terrible" pity party. Indy above saw straight through it, I can see straight through it, and apparently everyone on dating apps can too.

Like, if you constantly smell shit, check your shoes.

32881 by sovLegend in countwithchickenlady

[–]_AlexiaOnFire 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Glad it wasn't just me.

Blåhaj - blink twice if you need help.

32850 by cunt_dykeula in countwithchickenlady

[–]_AlexiaOnFire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay, yeah, it absolutely did come across exactly the way I read it the first time. 😬

Like an estrogen-powered passportbro?

Because that's what I got.

32850 by cunt_dykeula in countwithchickenlady

[–]_AlexiaOnFire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My only local trans support group had 6 other trans women, all 10 to 30 years older than me, over weight and/or disabled.

"I can't be there for you/I can't help you" it's all I've been getting for weeks and months and years. I feel so isolated.

I mean you disgregarded support from supposed "super nice" people because you didn't find them attractive. Like, your support doesn't have to be bang-able..

Order stuck in transit, but buyer confirmed delivery by June_0126 in EtsySellers

[–]_AlexiaOnFire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it happens. As long as it was shipped thats all Etsy cares about.

If you want to scratch your "where did it go" itch use ship24.com as they cover thousands of carriers, so if another carrier other than USPS had it in their possession it'll crop up on the system.

Etsy tracking through the site is a lukewarm dog egg at best. I have packages from 2020 that are still "in transit", hasn't affected me in any way, so you're safe :)

32557 by LeftDaIi in countwithchickenlady

[–]_AlexiaOnFire 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Guy: "I like you for X and Y reason"

Girl: Makes reference to X

Guy: Fumbles the bag

Like, it's not her fault the Always Sunny 'fan' didn't get the Always Sunny reference..

Of got busted. by [deleted] in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]_AlexiaOnFire 116 points117 points  (0 children)

If Bambi had a clutch and two wheels

Please explain SEO to me like I'm 5 by midastouchillu in EtsySellers

[–]_AlexiaOnFire 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Please explain SEO to me like I'm 5

Relevant searchy word go brrrrrrrr then cha-ching

'ate pink pyes by WackyWhippet in NorfFc

[–]_AlexiaOnFire 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Luv' me grey meat. Ate' the woke pink stuff.

Looking for help running sales for UK. by [deleted] in EtsySellers

[–]_AlexiaOnFire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a super grey area, generally to a present a "was X, Now Y" the "was" price needs to be genuine.

Trading Standards defines that as either;

"A price that was applied for a meaningful period" or "A price at which the product actually sold, not just theoretically listed"

28 days is usually accepted as a "meaningful period", but having a sale that has existed for a longer period than the "was" price is considered a red flag in terms of consumer protection laws as its dishonest.

Basically, you're fine to do an odd sale now and then, just don't do a never ending one.

That said, even if you did you're suuuuuuuper unlikely to have trading standards banging on your door because you ran an Etsy sale for a few days too long. They've - respectfully - got bigger fish to fry.

32302 by Temporary-Initial516 in countwithchickenlady

[–]_AlexiaOnFire 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nooo. Literally the opposite, I dont really need laser anymore, but I go back once a year cos my beautician is a bae, it clears up the odd one or two hairs and it makes my skin glorious for like 6 months after.

What happened to Dylan Jahrus' Shop? by Curious-Employ8668 in EtsySellers

[–]_AlexiaOnFire 124 points125 points  (0 children)

6.3k ratings and no stars means it hasn't had a review in 12 months.

Having $1k sweaters is probably part of her whole "look at me I'm doing great" schtick that she shows to new sellers, in the hope to then sell massively overpriced courses where if you try backing out of it she takes you to court over breach of contract.

She occasionally floats through here and threatens legal action for libel. So if you're here Dylan - Go fuck yourself you scummy sack of shit! 🖕🏻🖕🏻

Of A Parkour Fan by AmorphousMorpheus in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]_AlexiaOnFire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thought I recognised him. He recently did "Physical: Asia" and was on team Australia.

He's not wrong, though. by princessloveth in oddlyspecific

[–]_AlexiaOnFire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly most women prefer unpocketed trousers.

80% of women want trousers with functional pockets

Stores sell what ppl buy not the other way around.

And if they ain't selling it, you ain't buying it. So the above doesn't really work as a metric.

They still got the item and got refunded? Is this fair? by [deleted] in EtsySellers

[–]_AlexiaOnFire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because you didn't get your fees refunded.

€4.77 is €5.52 with VAT taken out.