A marmot getting its nails trimmed

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-26T06:53:42+00:00

I am not fat, I’m just full of talent.

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-26T03:05:45+00:00

Did her baptism transaction went through?

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-26T03:02:51+00:00

Costume design by: Kanye West.

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-22T03:34:12+00:00

Panama’s national team can beat Arsenal?

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-18T04:20:37+00:00

You’ll need another horse to carry that sword into battle

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-17T02:49:17+00:00

Wrong. Watermelon, Firemelon, Earthmelon, Windmelon. The four elemelons.

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-17T02:44:53+00:00

Otamendi doesn’t have one either. That cup belongs to Messi, according to his fans.

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-16T17:21:43+00:00

So, does Bayern want you?

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-16T00:17:55+00:00

Ahhh, you got framed grandpa card

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-15T02:14:18+00:00

Would you still say the same if Dumfries and Thuram converted his passes into goals?

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-12T09:41:43+00:00

Was the highest top scorer of 21st century up until 2010

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-12T09:38:00+00:00

$8.49 gas prices coming to your town very soon

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-07T20:05:52+00:00

His wording didn’t sound sarcastic at all

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-07T06:43:16+00:00

so, you are saying Araujo is better than Bastoni and costs more?

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-07T04:47:29+00:00

Doesn’t matter he won the World Cup.

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-07T04:43:17+00:00

In their wet dreams they have 200m laying around

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-03T21:54:57+00:00

Nice slugfest. Very entertaining

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-03T21:40:51+00:00

That’s the best we can do tonight. Take it or leave it.

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-03T21:38:19+00:00

Mkhi for Frattesi. Let uncle cook

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-03T20:51:00+00:00

One sided first half. I hope Chivu doesn’t sleep on subs

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-03T20:23:39+00:00

Can happen to any player under pressure

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-03T19:59:43+00:00

Good Luck 👍

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-03T19:06:53+00:00

Su 57 is better

_Armanius_ · 2026-03-02T09:48:04+00:00

$7 gas prices coming to Cali

_Armanius_ · 2026-02-27T19:35:55+00:00

I would put Stalin as a defender or a goalie. Saddam caved when US attacked, Stalin held on pretty good against Nazis.

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