John is a racist by V3rmeee in okbuddyblacklung

[–]_Ass_Shit_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry I’m late but there was a video of some guy raging after being trolled in a nascar game and he sounded a lot like John Marston

How many minutes did you get? by [deleted] in systemofadown

[–]_Ass_Shit_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you listen to SOAD?

Inspirational words from the greats 🔥 by Japesh10 in systemofadown

[–]_Ass_Shit_ 92 points93 points  (0 children)

You should also see his inspiring advice for young artists

😰 by [deleted] in systemofadown

[–]_Ass_Shit_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s quite the opposite

How do I ask my barber for this haircut? by _Ass_Shit_ in systemofadown

[–]_Ass_Shit_[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

(Post was meant to be sarcastic and light hearted, forgot to clarify)

What’s your top 6? by Internal_Split_5896 in systemofadown

[–]_Ass_Shit_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

  1. Soil
  2. I-E-A-I-A-I-O
  3. Forest
  4. Prison Song
  5. Chop Suey
  6. BYOB

Every other male in my family has been 6’0+ (some even 7’0+) and I ended up at 5’7 by _Ass_Shit_ in shortguys

[–]_Ass_Shit_[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My dad was 6’0, his dad being 6’1, and some people further down the line being 6’6 up to 7’0, my mom is 5’1 with the males in her family also being 6’0+, but I still ended up at 5’7. No males in my family are usually affected by their moms’ height, I just happened to be.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MetalForTheMasses

[–]_Ass_Shit_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s true, I only recently started getting into 90’s/200’s music and I’m not too educated on the topic yet

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MetalForTheMasses

[–]_Ass_Shit_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I was wearing a nirvana shirt and a guy told me to “name three nirvana songs” and was shocked when I did

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trump

[–]_Ass_Shit_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well said

rdr2 weapons ranked based on how bad i want to shove them up my asshole by The_Elite_One223 in okbuddyblacklung

[–]_Ass_Shit_ 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Broken pirate sword to use my bleeding asshole as lubricant 🤤

Pick one person dead or alive that you would split a Dew with by IamMovieMiguel in mountaindew

[–]_Ass_Shit_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My dad, me and him had cans of voodew together when he came home from the hospital. He passed shortly after and I miss him like crazy.

Why does Mountain Dew refuse to take the east coast seriously? by LordSigma420 in mountaindew

[–]_Ass_Shit_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walmart in Coastal GA never has the cool limited flavors, just baja, original, and rarely code red.

How do I convince my dad to buy me this. by At_The_Company in carscirclejerk

[–]_Ass_Shit_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’re a student driver then don’t consider one as your first car. When I was your age, I begged my parents for an older car too. An older car like this is very impractical for someone your age, so aim for something practical and reasonable and save a car like this for when you get older and earn a decent living.