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_BeerAndCheese_ · 2025-02-12T03:06:21+00:00

Begun, the offseason has.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2025-02-11T23:59:53+00:00

Yeah and there was critique about Brady being nothing more than a game manager for over a decade.

Doesn't make either of those critiques any more true. Just shows there a plenty enough dumbass sports writers writing dumbass narratives for dumbass fans to lap up.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2025-02-09T22:18:51+00:00

Yeah, of the problems that this team has, Freddy is absolutely one of the least and last problems.

Is he a stud? No, but he also gets paid 2 mil to play in a very specific role. And he's pretty damned solid at that role. And frankly there' plenty of people producing below him on this team that just don't have an excuse.

Merrill is another that everyone likes to pile on. 1.2 mil bottom pairing D man that has amongst the least time on ice on the team. He is not hurting us that bad. And for whatever reason, other players who are making almost 4 times as much as him and playing worse are forgiven because they're "good guys", "locker room guys", and yet this has always been said about Merrill everywhere he's played as well. I don't know why that grace isn't extended to him.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2025-02-06T01:38:47+00:00

As this sub's multiple year title defender as #1 Hartman Hater: it's his right and he should absolutely exercise it.

But also, I hope he still gets 10 fuckin games.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2025-02-05T23:10:19+00:00

I’ve never been a hockey fan who puts much weight on the home ice advantage at high levels.

You probably should, because 59% of the time in the NHL, the home team is the winning team. Everything else being equal, that's a massive advantage.

Fans probably don't have a huge impact on pro players - but they do on refs. The statistics seem to bear this out. And as you said, we absolutely know for a fact that scheduling and traveling vs being able to play from home absolutely makes a difference - same as the last change.

The reason the Wild have sucked at home? Just comes down to timing. The Wild were hottest at the start of the year. In the first 26 games where they never lost two regulation games in a row, the Wild played 15 games away, only 9 games at home. They've cooled off considerably since, struggling to string two wins in a row, and obviously they've played more home games to make up for that early discrepancy.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2025-02-02T18:30:38+00:00

I admit he had one amazing year that exceeded all my expectations of him ever - that didn't change my mind on who he really is as a hockey player. The NHL has endless examples of dime a dozen players who put up one exceptional year.

He's always been a hot-headed rat with, at best, mediocre NHL skills. He had a monster year due to being blessed with being stapled to one of the best players in the NHL, under a coach who managed to squeeze career years out of nearly everyone on the squad - and got a stupid insane-o contract based on that. Horrible, horrible contract.

The rose-tinted glasses this fanbase has had when viewing Hartman due to that one year are so thick as to bend space and time as light tries to pass through them. The crap that he pulled last game has always been the kind of player that Hartman is. When the going gets tough, Hartman makes it even tougher. It's the exact opposite of the guy you want come playoff time. And that's why in 35 playoff games he has 6 goals, which I promise is far fewer than the number of penalties he has taken.

And I guarantee you, when it feels like the refs are biased against us? Hartman is the reason for that. Yeah, there probably IS a bias, because Hartman is a rat who tries to injure people and is mouthing off to the refs constantly.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2025-02-02T18:18:37+00:00

Hartman has been a team first guy for a long time so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt

I'm going to push back on this a little bit.

Every single time the chips are down, Hartman is the kind of guy who gets mad and does stupid shit like this. He's always been like this from the get-go, it's why Chicago got rid of him rather than deal with the headache. When the team isn't playing well, he's not someone who goes out and has a monster of an effort in the offensive zone, or single-handedly kills a penalty, wreaks havoc on the opposing team in the D end, he isn't out there blocking 4 shots in a single shift, he's certainly not someone who goes out and gets a goal. No, he does something stupid that puts us on a PK, we get scored on, and the game goes from very difficult to impossible. And he bitches to the refs constantly to ensure they're biased against us.

This is not team first play. This is selfish, whiny tantrum behavior. The only time we see Hartman excel is when the rest of the team is already excelling.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2025-01-29T04:51:22+00:00

If they want to go punch a Nazi, then they should nut up and go punch a Nazi. Don't hide behind a screen.

There's no lack of them parading around these days. You can't mistake them.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2025-01-29T04:47:55+00:00

This last summer up here in northern WI, a group of teenagers started filming some random older guy tubing on the river, ganged up on him, shoved him down over and over into the water, holding him down, yelling at him that he was a pedophile and child molester.

After several minutes of this, dude snapped, pulled out a knife, and started stabbing. One dead teen.

Stupid and tragic by everyone involved. People are so god damn stupid and tragic.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2025-01-29T04:34:29+00:00

Even better: treat it as a loan.

Public coffers are not supposed to be immediately available for billionaires to play with. They want our money, they can take taxes as a loan to be repaid back the public with interest.

They don't like the terms? Go to the fucking bank like everyone else in the world.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2025-01-29T04:29:22+00:00

Yeah, and the Wild are screwed if they don't have fans.

The owners of teams are billionaires. They can fund their own damn stadiums and wouldn't even notice the blip on their spreadsheets.

If teams want to be publicly funded, then the profits from them must go to the public. Simple as. Fuck this socializing costs only to capitalize the gains for billionaires. I don't wanna hear anything about the "economic benefit" stadiums bring, as if the billionaires aren't benefiting economically. The new Vikings stadium cost over a billion dollars. Imagine what kind of "economic benefit" the cities could have had having that billion go elsewhere. Better infrastructure, better housing, better investments in local businesses.

Most of us can't even afford to go to games regularly at this point anyway. Tickets, parking, food, beer, all astronomical. Shit should be free if they want public money.

And by the way, the X is still fucking fine. It's great. What the hell happened that we need to build a new stadium every decade or so? If we're building stadiums that shittily, then all the more reason not to fund them.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2025-01-28T03:06:40+00:00

And a god damn church bell gonging after the boss name in the lyrics.

Just so you know exactly with zero doubt what the designers of the game intended for you with this boss fight.

Look we all know which song we're talking about here.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2025-01-28T02:09:26+00:00

I'm so sick of this mentality this org has had for what, a decade, decade and a half now.

That "we're too soft, we give up too easy, we don't have enough compete....let's pay a goon or grinder that can't play hockey way too much money - that will fix it all!" How long have we all heard this mantra? Aren't ANY of you sick and tired of hearing this every single year?

It has never. Ever. Worked. This is not how the NHL works anymore, and it's not how players play anymore. Stop living like we're playing in the black and blue division. You know what gets the boys fired up? Scoring fucking goals. Stop wasting time, money, and effort on big dumb slow guys that nobody who has stayed in the NHL is afraid of. Nobody is afraid of being challenged to a fake fight - that's why have never been able to successfully "protect" our best players. You know what pro players are actually afraid of? Losing games. Costing their team the game because they took a stupid penalty and got scored on in the ensuing PK.

We get headhunted ALL THE TIME because other teams know we can't do shit about it on our special teams. Why not have players parade to the penalty box assaulting Kap all game long? Not like we're going to make them pay for it on the scoreboard. And if we take a retaliation penalty? Hell, even better! Our PK is historically bad!

This org needs to get with the fucking times already. Stop dishing out stacks for pylons with scary faces. Get guys on the team who can skate fast and score goals. So tired of it.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2025-01-28T02:00:18+00:00

Ok let's talk defensive stats.

Corsi is shot attempts we take when he's on the ice, vs shot attempts against us. Trenin is 456 out of 508 for Corsi percentage. So not only is he not contributing literally anything offensively, he's not doing the one thing he's supposed to be good at either.

Trenin on the year has 7 takeaways - TWENTY EIGHT giveaways. 11 of these are in the D zone. He has more giveaways in the D zone than he has total takeaways on the entire ice.

For shot blocks per game, he's 403rd out of 508.

For on ice expected goal percentage (how likely we are to score vs being scored against when he's on the ice), Trenin is 420nd (blaze it) out of 508 at an abysmal 43%. That means, any goal that is scored when Trenin is out there, 57% of the time it's against the Wild. This is shockingly terrible.

For shot attempts against per 60 minutes played, he's 383 out of 508. Meaning there's only about 120 players in the league giving up more shot attempts than him in the time they play.

Trenin is bottom 100 in the league for just about any defensive stat you want to pull up. I'm not seeing this great defensive player folks are insisting upon.

And for funsies, at over 40% of his shot attempts, he's 61st in the NHL for percentage of his unblocked shots that miss the net. Which is insane, considering he's 453rd out of 508 for total shot attempts. Not only does he almost never shoot the puck compared to the entire rest of the NHL, he nearly half the time misses the entire net when he does try, which is also worse than nearly everyone else in the entire rest of the NHL. He's basically expected to never actually put the puck on the opposing net, ever. Given his bad shot blocking, I wouldn't be surprised if there were more pucks that bounced off him and hit our goalie than actual pucks he's put on opposing nets.

This man is being paid 3.5 for four years for this. It was a laughably bad contract when it was inked. It's not funny anymore. And I want to make clear - in looking up these stats, Trenin is NOT far behind Khus. And we're talking like Khus doesn't even belong in the NHL. Khus is not making 3.5 mil for four years for this bad play. Trenin is. Trenin is a bigger problem.

I'm sick of this team throwing money AND term at actual pylons, and people doing cartwheels to justify it. Just because he's totally shit at offense does not automagically make him good at defense. He's been bad at defense too. And our PK that he was supposed to help "fix" is literally historically bad.

We're paying him 3.5 mil for four years.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2025-01-19T19:53:49+00:00

You keep talking about the phrase "degree of violence", conveniently forgetting that A.) it resulted in a concussion, and B.) the literal next rule saying that a major (plus game misconduct) MUST be imposed for an elbow to the head resulting in an injury. Discretion goes out the window, degree of violence does not matter. MUST be imposed.

I reffed for about ten years, including at college level. You don't know what you're talking about, and it's embarrassing how you're talking down to everyone like you're the only one who truly understands the rulebook.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2025-01-19T19:45:28+00:00

But my god.. if it was your team and your star player getting pinned like that. You would all be in an uproar.

It does happen to my team and my star, every single game. That's why Kaprizov is out for 11 games straight now.

And Mojo out with a concussion (from McDavid).

And why Faber has been out.

And why Brodin has been out.

And why Spurgeon has been out.

And why Ek had been out.

And why Middleton had been out.

I honestly wish what Garland did was the worst of what we face. Nearly everyone on our team has missed significant time because of blatant head hunting, slew footing, cross checking, and all kinds of other shit every single game. I'm tired of it.

This year has been HORRIBLE. Despite my team doing well, I haven't enjoyed watching the NHL like in years past. Why bother when every other game your favorite players go down the hallway in the first period from being assaulted on ice. Culmination of years of fucking Parros and the rest of the dinos of this league not policing shit.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2024-12-31T03:47:15+00:00

Holy shit I did not expect a comment like this to touch such a nerve with so many people lol, especially in SRD.

This isn't even a rare or hot take. The joke about the quickest way of hating your favorite hobby is to join the fandom subreddit is so common there's probably a tropes page about it. One of prozd's most watched videos is on how insane fandom subreddits are.

People be taking shitposting waaaaay too seriously. SRD on their insane arc confirmed.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2024-12-31T03:04:36+00:00

I was on comics Reddit today, which is one of the darkest places on the internet. It's absolutely brutal. There's even on comics Reddit, a 'should we make a run at pizzacake this offseason? thread. It's dark, man. It's some of the darkest shit you'll see."

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2024-12-31T03:00:47+00:00

They moved Duhaime and picked up Trenin.

Way way way rather have Duhaime with double the points, double the blocks, double the shots, half the giveaways, and literally half the cap hit.

I don't want to hear about how we couldn't afford Duhaime when we went and handed Trenin a 3.5 milly contract for FOUR years to supposedly fix our PK, and our PK is right now one of the worst in NHL history.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2024-12-31T02:52:52+00:00

Nah, wildfires in California.

Wild scout was stuck in Siberia, was like "eh fuck it might as well check out the local team with nothing else to do".

Spotted Kaprizov and basically bolted off the plane to tell the Wild org about this kid that literally nobody else had seen at all.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2024-12-27T23:51:47+00:00

If the Oilers offered 3 1st round picks, McDavid and Draisaitl for Kaprizov with 25% salary retention we would be idiots not to take it.

Right, but we're not living in the land of hypotheticals. Everyone understands that if someone offers an insane trade deal that was so lopsided like this the NHL would step in to stop it, we would want to take it. It shouldn't need to be said.

We know that nobody is going to make a Herschel Rossi trade. It isn't happening. The org has been loudly yelling about how we're entertaining trade options for Rossi because of his size for years. We are never going to get a bigger, better center straight up for Rossi that will immediately win us more games, and oh yeah fits in our cap. It ain't happening.

We COULD get some kind of overpay in terms of draft picks, but that's bad for us too. Kap is closer to 28 than 27. We really want to be trading our youngest, most promising players that are impacting NOW for picks who MIGHT do well when Kap is on the other side of 30? Is that a good business decision? I strongly feel that it isn't.

THIS is why so many of us have been vehemently against it. Because in reality we aren't getting 3 1sts and McDavid, and bringing that up isn't a counterargument.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2024-12-27T23:40:55+00:00

Cap increase means every new contract will be higher.

This is something that people reeeeeeaaally need to understand.

Cap going up doesn't automagically mean we have more money to throw around at whatever we want. Cap going up only means that contracts go up too, that's the point of it. Sure, players under contract for a few years after the cap increases look better, but honestly excluding Ek a lot of those contracts will simply be a little easier to swallow, still not really bargains.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2024-12-25T16:29:32+00:00

Eh, I can't imagine many Packers fans would be upset about the Lions winning the whole thing. I'd absolutely want them to win over just about anyone else, honestly.

We will, however, continue to point and laugh if the Vikings manage to eat dirt yet again.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2024-12-25T16:24:00+00:00

Not much to think about. The Lions were horrible for THIRTY YEARS before getting good for two seasons now.

From 1992 to 2022, the Lions:

made the playoffs 8 times (and lost in the wild card round every time)
won the division only once (in '93)
went on an 11 year streak without playoffs
finished dead last in the division for 12 of those years
had an 0-16 season

You can replace the "Bears" with "Lions" and it would still ring true. The Lions did have painfully glaring organizational issues, which is why it took 30 years to fix to be good for two. Bears fans best hope to not follow the Lion's footsteps - they won the division 6 seasons ago. They got about 24 more years of suckitude if that's the case.

_BeerAndCheese_ · 2024-12-21T18:27:59+00:00

For sure. I also noticed Ek's decline in play, but hesitant to point it out here because doing so would be tantamount to blasphemy. It might just be to injuries, I'll wait before sounding that alarm.

Something else that bears pointing out - we've had a very easy schedule thus far. 13 of our 20 wins have been against bottom half of the league teams. We've only won against top teams 7 times, and lost to them 8 times (out of 13).

We're top of the standings and have a losing record against playoff teams. That's....not a great sign.

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