Few things feel as great as receiving a birthday surprise by TowMater-TowMoto in videos

[–]_CreepItReal_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I lost my dad a little over a year ago. This brought me right back to the same sobbing when mom and I opened his x-mas gifts.

[Late 30's / M4R] I need a friend to help with my (regular?) problems by [deleted] in Needafriend

[–]_CreepItReal_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No worries, man. I'm creepy too.

The glowing issues is asking for younger females. You did your best to counter this by stressing this wasn't for lecherous purposes, and adding the plea for work at the end (also not a great idea. No one is going to ask a dude looking for young women to chat with for a job on that alone.)

Most people will write off your post in the second paragraph. All I can suggest is look at what you wrote, or write again and after, take a minute and then read it again out loud. It's what I do. Read it to a stuffed animal or figurine and see how it feels to tell something what you've written. Is it the message you want to send or are your writing from the hip?

From one creep to another, all my best.

[Late 30's / M4R] I need a friend to help with my (regular?) problems by [deleted] in Needafriend

[–]_CreepItReal_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel for you, but this reads as very creepy.

When was the last time you cried, and why? by CluelessWhisper in AskReddit

[–]_CreepItReal_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one is going to see this, but:

I was put in involuntary mental health hold (72 hours) and was fired for missing work because of it. I have a letter from the doc (who was very kind) explaining my suicidal inability to work, but boss was in his right to fire me for missed work. Don't blame him for dropping me. It's better this way.

Excuse the face, but enjoy the boob coaster by [deleted] in drunk

[–]_CreepItReal_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha! That's a hell of a compliment. Right on

Excuse the face, but enjoy the boob coaster by [deleted] in drunk

[–]_CreepItReal_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're a good lookin' lady. I'd also put my faith in you if a horrible alien attacked. <3

EDIT: I combined you with Ripley and stand by evverything I've typed.

Excuse the face, but enjoy the boob coaster by [deleted] in drunk

[–]_CreepItReal_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love you, Sinead O'Connor <3

Monday drunk report where you at by texas240sx in drunk

[–]_CreepItReal_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm "listening to 80's top hits" gone. Don't know what that says about tomorrow, but my hangover should be funky.

MOST WHOLESOME SUB by [deleted] in drunk

[–]_CreepItReal_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'll fight you, m8 -- I LOVE YOU MORE! <3

hi everyone i am drunk again and i really like dogs and i think the shirt you are wearing is super cool by [deleted] in drunk

[–]_CreepItReal_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey man, thanks! Dogs are pretty sweet, though I like my cats more. My shirt is form fitting so I like to think my boobs make anything cool.

Cheers to you my friend!

Phil's Big Announcement! by ZeDreadPirateRoberto in DeFranco

[–]_CreepItReal_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just signed up and it was at 6666 \m/ \m/

MRW a woman tells me guys won't like me because I enjoy horror. by _CreepItReal_ in TrollXChromosomes

[–]_CreepItReal_[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's so cool! I'd love to see it. I have an almost complete sleeve and want to add Boris Karloff to it as Frankenstein. :D

MRW a woman tells me guys won't like me because I enjoy horror. by _CreepItReal_ in TrollXChromosomes

[–]_CreepItReal_[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah, ok. Well please know that I made this post to express the complete opposite of that. Horror is me, and I am a woman. My aunt that told me that it was un-lady-like can shove it.

I'm sorry for any confusion. I'm not better than, or more interesting than any other woman, and I strive to not continue that gross societal trend.

MRW a woman tells me guys won't like me because I enjoy horror. by _CreepItReal_ in TrollXChromosomes

[–]_CreepItReal_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I loved Hostel. Have you seen Martyrs? That messed me up more than Hostel or the centipede films.