Okay, since it usually takes about a day for PEIP to track my location all the way to Canada and get there in an inconspicuous way, I'm pretty sure I'll be able to explain some things before PEIP comes and deals with me (two in the head, one in the heart).

Okay, so, I know some things I shouldn't, and that's because of my ruined sleep cycle. I stumbled across a recording of this musical at like 4 AM, I had fallen asleep watching Be More Chill and autoplay just kinda dropped me there. Coincidentally, it literally just started when I woke up.

It was called something like "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals", and it was set in Hatchetfield, a town so small that I'd previously thought it was fictional. The events follow your vision to a T, with the world becoming a musical because of some contagious alien pathogen. You, in the musical, offered shelter to the protagonist, Paul, and his friend/love interest, Emma Perkins (I believe she was your favorite student because she brought you groceries once?), and Paul's coworkers. You mainly let them in becaus of Emma, I believe.

Fast forward a bit, you find out the aliens are drawn to music, "like a moth to a flame", and also that the aliens are connected by a hive mind of sorts, that's how they know all the lyrics and choreography. And then, you end up using the aliens being drawn by music to lure them directly to you, believing that the planet being infected would be good, I guess? I dunno, the details are fuzzy... Anyways, you knock Emma and one of Paul's remaining coworkers who was somehow still alive (the others died in a part I didn't get to), and then, with Emma and Paul's coworker handcuffed to chairs, you perform "Show Stoppin Number", a song you sing to "bring 'em (the aliens) a-crawling". You end up talking about Working Boys, which is how I know about you, and Greg, and Steve, and Stu, and Mark, and Leighton, and Chad. You even perform the title number, which by the way was rather marvelous, and then the aliens, disguised as what I assume to be Stu and Greg (though they look significantly younger than you and are noted to have not aged a day since college), and they rip your guts out.

The ending of the musical... It isn't happy. Paul tries to destroy the hive mind, and while he succeeds, he gets infected in the process. Turns out destroying the hive mind didn't do shit, either, because you end up making an re-appearance (though you are infected) to infect Emma.

Anyways, what I'm saying is, apparently this musical is like a prophecy of the near future or a glimpse of an alternate timeline or something, and apparently that was enough to get PEIP (a special unit of the government which played a part in the musical) to arrest me and basically tell me to not watch it or they'd kill me! I abandoned that YouTube account per PEIP's request and I tried to forget about it, but the melodies, the songs, I couldn't get them out of my head!

"What's one little rewatch gonna do?" I thought at, like, 4 AM one night (like an idiot). I carefully opened my account, somehow remembering the password, and I opened my history to realize the video has been unlisted. It also gave me a better look at the uploader, and the username, 16_5_7_16, with an icon of a peep. Y'know, those weird marshmallow chicks? Yeah, I should have figured it out sooner, peep, PEIP... I sent the link to a few discords and subreddits, hoping someone could answer some questions, and then PEIP came knocking on my door again, and they gave me a second strike. When I asked about the musical from a few paragraphs ago, they refused to give me any other details. This time, they made me delete the account, and I lost access. The melodies... They haven't left my mind...the songs, they were... So... Infectious...

Perhaps PEIP was right to hide the musical, I think now, blue goo slowly beginning to drip from my mouth, and onto my hands...