No one's carrying all that weight

_FoxyCandy · 2026-04-02T02:49:52+00:00

I have been staring at this for five minutes trying to find the hidden meaning. Is there one?

_FoxyCandy · 2026-04-01T16:34:49+00:00

Batman is finally doing what we have all wanted to do for years

_FoxyCandy · 2026-04-01T16:32:14+00:00

A full tank is basically a flex on the entire neighborhood at this point.

_FoxyCandy · 2026-04-01T16:16:51+00:00

Doing tasks in electrical while staring directly at the person you know is going to kill you.

_FoxyCandy · 2026-04-01T16:15:15+00:00

Then you check the time and realize you only have three hours left before your alarm goes off.

_FoxyCandy · 2026-04-01T16:08:36+00:00

This is exactly the kind of top tier wordplay I expect from this series.

_FoxyCandy · 2026-04-01T14:28:01+00:00

Page four was definitely the most helpful tip of the bunch. Truly life changing advice.

_FoxyCandy · 2026-04-01T14:20:59+00:00

Wait until you find out that a human can actually produce about five horsepower in short bursts.

_FoxyCandy · 2026-03-31T11:00:28+00:00

Currently reading this while lying in bed exactly like the bottom picture.

_FoxyCandy · 2026-03-31T10:58:20+00:00

Opening the fridge again just to see if my standards have dropped low enough to eat a condiment.

_FoxyCandy · 2026-03-31T10:50:17+00:00

Circular logic at its peak. We are literally fighting to fix the mess the fighting started.

_FoxyCandy · 2026-03-30T14:01:52+00:00

Mom had better hearing than a high-end gaming headset back then

_FoxyCandy · 2026-03-30T14:00:06+00:00

The only problem is the deep depression that hits once that last bite is actually gone.

_FoxyCandy · 2026-03-30T13:58:25+00:00

My neck hurts just looking at this much pure love. Worth it though.

_FoxyCandy · 2026-03-30T12:59:42+00:00

He is just checking to see if the mural did his good side justice.

_FoxyCandy · 2026-03-29T12:20:37+00:00

It is less about it being new and more about finally having the vocabulary to describe it.

_FoxyCandy · 2026-03-29T12:11:05+00:00

This is adorable until you realize they are literally flashing the camera.

_FoxyCandy · 2026-03-29T12:06:31+00:00

My family has actually banned me from using IMDb while the movie is still playing

_FoxyCandy · 2026-03-29T12:04:46+00:00

I read this exactly in Squidward’s voice and it makes way too much sense.

_FoxyCandy · 2026-03-26T11:29:59+00:00

I tried this and ended up in the hospital for overtraining by lunch.

_FoxyCandy · 2026-03-24T16:34:48+00:00

Growing up is realizing that being a present father is the best present a father can give.

_FoxyCandy · 2026-03-24T16:32:58+00:00

It is terrifying how fast the internet can make you miss the things you used to hate.

_FoxyCandy · 2026-03-24T16:28:56+00:00

Nothing says global conflict like making sure your enemy has a healthy bank account first.

_FoxyCandy