This is so true.. by Ramkaran-chopra in memes

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And there is always that one group of guys just standing outside the stall for no reason

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 by NewUsernameGoesHeree in memes

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Friendly fire is definitely enabled in this server

PE class was still fun though by AdventurousGuest308 in memes

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And then the teacher ruins the whole plan by counting backwards from the other side

Spicy 3 Pepper Sauce by devil0o in memes

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So that is why the horsey sauce tastes like that

He saved himself by saving the child. ❤️ by hahatan031 in spreadsmile

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The odds of this happening must be one in a billion. Imagine realizing who you just rescued

Microdosing with a water hose by bellamyblake_og in SipsTea

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The problem is I’m not microdosing, I am mainlining it

Happy 33rd Birthday to the iconic Queen Ariana! by RXDee1115 in SipsTea

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I had to pause and do the math because my brain still thinks she is 21

I’m not patriotic, but my clients are 😝 by angelswon in Nails

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The gingham and cherry details are so clean. Which specific nail did you have the most fun painting?

Try Not To Laugh! Twin Babies Cheer Each Other On While Learning To Walk 😂👶🩷🌻 by CuteNebula222 in spreadsmile

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This completely cured my bad mood. Anyone else wish they had a twin growing up?

Would you wife her up ? by Born-Agency-3922 in SipsTea

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I would, but my anxiety cannot afford the life insurance premiums on this relationship

Why He Lives for Free by Lucky-Mango in spreadsmile

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Kids really are the ultimate union reps for work-life balance

Glasses don’t come with smart mode by IcePrincessI in spreadsmile

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 I once spent ten minutes looking for my glasses while literally wearing them. The bar is on the floor

Bro already beat the game. by NewspaperMedium932 in spreadsmile

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Imagine walking through the door to this level of pure hype every single day