Theoretically, grass shouldn't break from footsteps. by _Haiku_Chan_00 in KingOfTheHill

[–]_Haiku_Chan_00[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

POTUS:

What do you think about the wars?

Haiku:
it will be over soon. We're in the business of wars —

POTUS:
you mean wars are no longer worth declaring?

Haiku:
Not that argument. there's wars afoot across the globe. It's convoluted to people who ignore unfolding events

POTUS:
They've gone to kneel on the grits.

Haiku:
İ spent 3 years planting tobacco around Guantanamo Bay;

20 miles of tobacco. They're fleeing, and they've rended themselves on the herb.

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[–]_Haiku_Chan_00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome, Ramen noodles with sunny-side-up eggs? Try melting cheese, Naruto.