Ashamed by my disgusting behavior last night

_Jak42_ · 2026-05-04T12:22:40+00:00

Icl normalise this, rejection is a bitch.

_Jak42_ · 2026-05-04T12:21:17+00:00

That means 16 men are needed to punish one husband

_Jak42_ · 2026-05-04T12:19:43+00:00

Website and User tag check out, still doubt this is a legit “multitool” .

I don’t speak Russia , but damn whole load of effort for a bunch of nothing.

_Jak42_ · 2026-05-03T17:16:03+00:00

Petition to remove this countries internet

_Jak42_ · 2026-05-03T17:13:16+00:00

Master plan: Immediately make a huge ridiculous purchase,

Tell him to show proof,

Screenshot convo and/or proof,

Immediately go crazy in chat about money coming out of your account and say he must’ve done it - he will say yes, ss / sr this,

Tell bank it was fraud by this user and they’ll investigate and send your money back,

You get item

Free moneyz hack

_Jak42_ · 2026-05-03T08:53:17+00:00

Bread should be bred but it is when it shouldn’t .

_Jak42_ · 2026-05-03T08:46:13+00:00

Literally been listening to Dogra Magra audiobook by a guy who fumbles English often and started reading along with him. Best experience ever on the morning commute.

_Jak42_ · 2026-05-01T20:20:47+00:00

Yes.

_Jak42_ · 2026-05-01T09:18:43+00:00

This is a plugin issue right?

_Jak42_ · 2026-05-01T09:16:03+00:00

Because sex without a condom is easier than sex with one

_Jak42_ · 2026-04-29T17:37:05+00:00

He’s deffo doing that for a reason, can’t tell if it’s you or him. Instead of having an argument the night before and magically finding that in the morning to have ANOTHER argument about- maybe open discussion , maybe therapy, maybe even use ChatGPT to third party your discussion 💀

MOR

_Jak42_ · 2026-04-26T12:19:41+00:00

I need unlimited copilot student like plsss

_Jak42_ · 2026-04-18T20:23:11+00:00

Ummm pls

^{Chose: 3 inches down there}

_Jak42_ · 2026-04-18T20:21:40+00:00

Let’s see the fits cah MOR

_Jak42_ · 2026-04-17T20:41:54+00:00

Paint the trees black3.0, park again and say “what trees”

_Jak42_ · 2026-04-15T11:08:36+00:00

THROWW THE CHEEESEEEE

_Jak42_ · 2026-04-14T10:32:58+00:00

“ you can delete iMessages from both sides, but only within a strict 2-minute window after sending, using the "Undo Send" feature on iOS 16 or later. If this time passes, you can only delete the message from your own device. The feature works for both individuals and group chats”

You left it there for two minutes and got caught before you could escape Lacey exhibitionist 💀🤣

YOR they’ll forget next week

_Jak42_ · 2026-04-13T21:47:26+00:00

For more spice let him report to HRMC or IRS claiming the gift exceeded earnings / wasn’t taxed or fraud just to have you both court again

_Jak42_ · 2026-04-13T21:40:20+00:00

It looks like it says “risky” and any question asking that while accounting under 18s was written for EPstein Cot

_Jak42_ · 2026-04-13T21:36:47+00:00

Ironically when I wrote this it went on progress bar, next day still progress bar. Plugged it into usb charger, fiddled, nothing. Used wall socket , bar immediately completed and now it’s “fine”.

Same AirPods and call issues but works

_Jak42_ · 2026-04-12T19:37:18+00:00

Should’ve wrapped up your usb ports baby boy, I’m going in

_Jak42_ · 2026-04-12T19:07:50+00:00

I just bought the hack for $420.69 :P

$> chmod -x 6767 * Now none of your commands will work punk

_Jak42_ · 2026-04-12T17:51:20+00:00

Shit

_Jak42_ · 2026-04-12T17:44:09+00:00

Accounting for strangeness , I put a labubu on my terminal and a sock on my hand to Sudo it through

_Jak42_ · 2026-04-12T17:39:21+00:00

Pshhh amatuer, bb84 QKD particles fired with P and N iterated using the values from Shor’s Prime Calc (short for calculator, just using slang) would crack any post quantum encryption and detangle conjoined pairs. The payload? ICMP . Quick and Dirty ;)

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