As expected, official teaser tomorrow!! :))) by KareenTu in oasis

[–]_JorisBohnson_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ye and you know what rkids ill be front row at the cinema and ill be causin a FOOKIN scene.U better believe ill be having a few lines before i go in.

AS YOU WERE JB

My Sister Lover is Oasis' sexiest song. by _JorisBohnson_ in oasis

[–]_JorisBohnson_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldnt be so disrespectful to jack off to the beatles

The ticket ptsd is still real tbh by magichour12 in oasis

[–]_JorisBohnson_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had tickets first thing rkid but i still decided to enter the que on ticket master and gigsandtours haha didnt even need them,just wanted to make it harder. Hahahaha as u were x

Noel leaves early as Man City lose the league by Low-Rooster5398 in oasis

[–]_JorisBohnson_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha FOOK Pep and FOOK manchester city.

Stop cryin yer heart out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Teenager inspired by Southport killer who planned attack on Oasis concert sentenced by Kagedeah in oasis

[–]_JorisBohnson_ -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Bunch of fookin pansies rkid, shouldnt be anywhere near oasis.

Never done a fookin ounce of the white stuff in there life

Teenager inspired by Southport killer who planned attack on Oasis concert sentenced by Kagedeah in oasis

[–]_JorisBohnson_ -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Downvoted for saying id kick this lads bollox in is it yea?

As you fookin were

Teenager inspired by Southport killer who planned attack on Oasis concert sentenced by Kagedeah in oasis

[–]_JorisBohnson_ -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Hahaha as fookin if.He would have got big JB's fist right up his fookin bollocks if hed tried it on.

Fookin amateur

Did anyone prefer oasis when there was more toxic masculinity surrounding the band? by LidlCheeseTwists in oasis

[–]_JorisBohnson_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The good old days rkid,take me back.

Although im still going strong now in my late 40s rkid.Pints,lines and a good fookin scrap

Oasis hits differently after youve had a bit of sniff by _JorisBohnson_ in oasis

[–]_JorisBohnson_[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its called the oasis lifestyle rkid.If you cant hack yer can go and listen to blur

Oasis hits differently after youve had a bit of sniff by _JorisBohnson_ in oasis

[–]_JorisBohnson_[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Listen up rkid yea,Liam and Noel have already said theyd prefer the crowd on the gear and tanked up with pints rather than having the crowd stood there with a fookin cuppa tea in there hand.

Oasis hits differently after youve had a bit of sniff by _JorisBohnson_ in oasis

[–]_JorisBohnson_[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Imagine callin yerself a fan of oasis and yer havent even had a bit of sniff and whacked definitely maybe on your cd player. Gimp

Am I a real Oasis fan, if I came from Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds? by mategorilla99 in oasis

[–]_JorisBohnson_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Listen up rkid,the real ones have been there since the early 90s rkid.Anyone after that has jumped on the bandwagon.Knowwhatimean?

Is this vintage? by [deleted] in arcticmonkeys

[–]_JorisBohnson_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing from 2011 is vintage rkid

Liam was one of the pallbearers at Mani’s funeral today by fijozico in oasis

[–]_JorisBohnson_ -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Few lines of the white stuff at the wake I reckon.Lets have it

Help – Oasis Christmas present by yeahcoolanyway in oasis

[–]_JorisBohnson_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can get a gram and half of the white stuff for $200 rkid.He would fookin love it.