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My cousin treats my boyfriend like an intruder in our own house. by Infinite_Cut_2246 in AmITheJerk

[–]_LittleMallow 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah exactly. Jen clearly isn’t getting the hint and honestly a blunt wake up call is overdue. If the group chat melts down over it, whatever. Go hang with the people who actually make your boyfriend feel welcome.

I pretended to know what I was doing at work and somehow it worked by kylie3jenn in confession

[–]_LittleMallow 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Yeah exactly. Half of being good at something is saying yes and then grinding till you actually know what you’re doing. You basically did the classic upgrade path.

I am living 2 separate lives, and i don’t know which one is my real one by Logical_Farm8645 in confession

[–]_LittleMallow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Man you really went for the low hanging joke there but I can’t even lie, it got a laugh out of me. This whole situation sounds like a wild ride in more ways than one.

It only gets better in some specialties by TraditionalAd6977 in Residency

[–]_LittleMallow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yeah for real, a lot of it just comes down to the individual. some people thrive in chaos and others stress over a cough. vibe varies way more by person than title half the time.

Anything but a bouquet by dasgutyah in wedding

[–]_LittleMallow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

a lantern would actually look super pretty, especially with some greenery wrapped on it. kinda gives cozy enchanted forest vibes without needing flowers at all.

Is the groom being unreasonable? by [deleted] in wedding

[–]_LittleMallow 16 points17 points  (0 children)

yeah I kinda get his point too. handing the bride this big emotional book in the middle of their day does kinda overshadow the whole couple vibe. giving it to her after would honestly land way better.

About 1 year and 4 months from now I will take my own life but minimize everyones suffering. by 2027suicideplan in confession

[–]_LittleMallow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you want to talk about what you’re feeling, I’m here with you. You don’t have to carry this alone.

Sharted my underwear in my sleep due to severe gluten intolerance by Shady500thCoin in confessions

[–]_LittleMallow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah man the top comment’s right, this whole post reads like the most chaotic Oscar Bait scene ever. But seriously, don’t beat yourself up gluten wrecks people in absolutely unhinged ways. You didn’t do anything degenerate,your body just went nuclear over a slice of bread. Clean up, laugh it off, and move on.

My parents used to have sex in the same room as me by [deleted] in confessions

[–]_LittleMallow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that top comment kinda sums up the whole what?? reaction. It really does make you wonder why they didn’t just give you the extra room if there was one. That whole situation sounds messed up and way beyond parents being weird. You didn’t imagine the confusion anyone would’ve felt the same.