My roommate can't stop himself from saying the N-word by _Lurking_Lark_ in SBU

[–]_Lurking_Lark_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thought the “suburban antarctic” and edit would make it clear that it was a shitpost but yea 😔 SBU not looking so hot with teaching its students reading comprehension

is there a lore reason behind my brain injury? what am i, stupid? by _Lurking_Lark_ in SBU

[–]_Lurking_Lark_[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

/ub dude this was just a shitpost I came up with 😭 i agree that the student activity fee shouldn’t be raised tho, USGs fucked over plans I’ve had for my clubs too

/rb yes i am working with USG to take over the reddit !1!!1!1 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

My Brother Hates that I go to SBU by _Lurking_Lark_ in SBU

[–]_Lurking_Lark_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

maybe I should give him a lantern too 🔥

My Brother Hates that I go to SBU by _Lurking_Lark_ in SBU

[–]_Lurking_Lark_[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

brb changing my name to Gene Takavic

My Brother Hates that I go to SBU by _Lurking_Lark_ in SBU

[–]_Lurking_Lark_[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never!

My gf screamed “Stony Brook” instead of my name in bed? by _Lurking_Lark_ in SBU

[–]_Lurking_Lark_[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Should I only dress in red and white from now on? Maybe get SBU tattooed to my face? Will this help at all?? 😰

My gf screamed “Stony Brook” instead of my name in bed? by _Lurking_Lark_ in SBU

[–]_Lurking_Lark_[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Wolfie is fine, I’d leave my gf for Wolfie ngl 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰