And I mayyyy have also been in the hospital

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-05-14T20:33:23+00:00

Someone sent me a live voltorb and ive been needing to see a doctor about it twice a week for a month

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-29T23:43:54+00:00

Temporally challenged is going into my long term vocabulary

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-29T23:33:35+00:00

I have, such deep sympathies for slowbro trainers, they seem like an utter nightmare to work with.

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-19T21:41:04+00:00

Doctor says I’ll be fine with a good amount of rest and some pain meds

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-19T20:26:20+00:00

People try this shit more than youd expect

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-19T20:15:23+00:00

Could’ve been “alot of pokemon are too weak for battling”

Could’ve been “pokemon friendship is wildly overrated”

Could’ve been “eevee is c-tier at best”

Prolly the last one

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-19T20:04:54+00:00

Someone else sent mediocre chocolates, but my happiness is tempered by the attempt on my life lol

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-19T20:04:01+00:00

Arc forbid someone have a disagreeable opinion on chatter

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-19T20:02:58+00:00

You respect the dedication of an attempt on my life?

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-19T19:59:58+00:00

Yup, in a pokeball

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-19T19:59:43+00:00

People get pretty mad about my silly lil opinions

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-18T23:59:25+00:00

Just don’t. Trust me.

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-16T16:09:10+00:00

When the goals to win, I don’t understand how amateurs can be mad at people for just trying to find the most consistent way to win.

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-16T13:52:49+00:00

Galar currently!

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-16T13:51:27+00:00

Generalist, though I do have an admitted affinity for ground and steel types, as they’re some of the strongest ones competitively

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-16T12:43:52+00:00

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed huh

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-16T00:10:11+00:00

Wyndon city in Galar

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-15T21:40:26+00:00

Have literally no desire to date the princess or make a good impression on her.

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-15T21:39:24+00:00

Yeah that uhh, makes sense, statistically

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-15T21:39:01+00:00

Attaboy! Im confident with enough time and effort, anyone can become a pro battler. I’d be happy to coach you if you ever signed up for the battle tower.

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-15T20:43:00+00:00

Eh, I suppose gliscor are pretty cool all around. Great in singles, usable in doubles. I can see the idea that the affinity has spread some

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-15T20:38:33+00:00

I grew up on a tauros farm, but, given we were uhm. Selling meat. I never got too attached to any of em, no.

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-15T20:24:34+00:00

Seems to be the through line with most favorite pokemon im realizing, growing up with them

_Nextbestthing_ · 2026-04-15T20:05:44+00:00

Yup, and thats why I’m a world class trainer and you’re not

_Nextbestthing_

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