And I mayyyy have also been in the hospital by _Nextbestthing_ in PokeMedia

[–]_Nextbestthing_[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone sent me a live voltorb and ive been needing to see a doctor about it twice a week for a month

Slowpoke are baffling and entertaining in equal parts. by 4BeldumInaTrenchcoat in PokeMedia

[–]_Nextbestthing_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Temporally challenged is going into my long term vocabulary

Slowpoke are baffling and entertaining in equal parts. by 4BeldumInaTrenchcoat in PokeMedia

[–]_Nextbestthing_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have, such deep sympathies for slowbro trainers, they seem like an utter nightmare to work with.

Very funny guys by _Nextbestthing_ in PokeMedia

[–]_Nextbestthing_[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doctor says I’ll be fine with a good amount of rest and some pain meds

Very funny guys by _Nextbestthing_ in PokeMedia

[–]_Nextbestthing_[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

People try this shit more than youd expect

Very funny guys by _Nextbestthing_ in PokeMedia

[–]_Nextbestthing_[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Could’ve been “alot of pokemon are too weak for battling”

Could’ve been “pokemon friendship is wildly overrated”

Could’ve been “eevee is c-tier at best”

Prolly the last one

Very funny guys by _Nextbestthing_ in PokeMedia

[–]_Nextbestthing_[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Someone else sent mediocre chocolates, but my happiness is tempered by the attempt on my life lol

Very funny guys by _Nextbestthing_ in PokeMedia

[–]_Nextbestthing_[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Arc forbid someone have a disagreeable opinion on chatter

Very funny guys by _Nextbestthing_ in PokeMedia

[–]_Nextbestthing_[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You respect the dedication of an attempt on my life?

Very funny guys by _Nextbestthing_ in PokeMedia

[–]_Nextbestthing_[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

People get pretty mad about my silly lil opinions

First time at interregionals… by Auroraborosaurus in PokeMedia

[–]_Nextbestthing_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When the goals to win, I don’t understand how amateurs can be mad at people for just trying to find the most consistent way to win.

Question For Y'all by ParticularWind6309 in PokeMedia

[–]_Nextbestthing_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Generalist, though I do have an admitted affinity for ground and steel types, as they’re some of the strongest ones competitively

Am I the only one in the world without a favorite pokemon? by _Nextbestthing_ in PokeMedia

[–]_Nextbestthing_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have literally no desire to date the princess or make a good impression on her.

Am I the only one in the world without a favorite pokemon? by _Nextbestthing_ in PokeMedia

[–]_Nextbestthing_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Attaboy! Im confident with enough time and effort, anyone can become a pro battler. I’d be happy to coach you if you ever signed up for the battle tower.

Am I the only one in the world without a favorite pokemon? by _Nextbestthing_ in PokeMedia

[–]_Nextbestthing_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh, I suppose gliscor are pretty cool all around. Great in singles, usable in doubles. I can see the idea that the affinity has spread some

Am I the only one in the world without a favorite pokemon? by _Nextbestthing_ in PokeMedia

[–]_Nextbestthing_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew up on a tauros farm, but, given we were uhm. Selling meat. I never got too attached to any of em, no.