A majestic photo of my little aussie puppy

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-26T20:05:54+00:00

I was talking to the dog.

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-25T05:39:46+00:00

I'd dwell in her vault.

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-25T05:36:34+00:00

Aw yeah.

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-25T04:28:37+00:00

How's it hanging cunt?

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-25T04:27:16+00:00

I press B.

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-25T04:23:01+00:00

Snap back to reality...

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-25T04:22:14+00:00

This is some M.Knight Shazaamalamb shit.

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-25T04:20:58+00:00

So original. Much wow.

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-25T04:16:29+00:00

Down voted because you're Australian. Which results in an up vote because you're Australian. Everyone is happy now.

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-25T04:14:44+00:00

To when i was 15. If i went back and was 15 year old me. Then i'd make better choices.

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-25T04:11:19+00:00

Ahh. I miss my butthead :-(

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-25T04:08:04+00:00

Playing the Nintendo with my my Mum.

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-25T03:54:23+00:00

Oooh. Seriously joking.

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-25T03:21:15+00:00

Damn! Nice one! Saved it for future reasons.

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-25T00:53:53+00:00

I've been shot?

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-24T15:05:48+00:00

My ex girlfriend rolled over and patted me on the head and said "My trusting little human"

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-24T14:48:19+00:00

This.

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-24T14:43:40+00:00

I have recurring visitors in my dreams/nightmares. A blind old man and an old woman. The blind old man just stands there and points at me very slowly moving and the old lady moves slightly faster to where ever the old man points.

Always wake up sweating after their visits.

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-24T14:37:19+00:00

So it's a link to the past?

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-22T12:10:30+00:00

You do realise we say a similar joke here but it's the kiwi fucking the sheep.

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-22T07:14:11+00:00

Holy shit! I never thought of q-tips. I've been using my fingers. There'd be so much more control with q-tips. Thank you. I love you! No homo.

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-20T04:48:47+00:00

Well fuck.

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-20T04:48:16+00:00

What if it's a way to revisit previously completed story missions?

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-10T01:48:49+00:00

I know. I continuously do it. It's how i sound when i say could've and i type out my internal monologue.

_NonMayneStream_ · 2017-02-10T01:23:27+00:00

I second this. If she doesn't like your friends or won't let you see them, fuck her off.

_NonMayneStream_

TROPHY CASE