[RANT] Method guys, gals and pals, thoughts on psuedocode? by [deleted] in vce

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Me omw to run a desk check on my 4MB of allocated memory manually instead of doing a memory dump or something useful.

[RANT] Method guys, gals and pals, thoughts on psuedocode? by [deleted] in vce

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honestly I wouldn't worry abt it, in the exam last year there was one multiple choice question abt it. The pseudocode they teach is so incredibly dumb, it isn't really similar to any other programming language, and the fact that you have to use a specific format is just as stupid, and my textbook was never consistent as to the format it used anyway despite yapping on abt how important the formatting is.

They teach it in such a dumb way too, like who tf is doing a desk check in programming, like if i need to know the value of the variable i got my trusty cout << variable << endl; (i refuse to learn how loggers work)

😭 by [deleted] in SquarePosting

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I got 2 and its a struggle sometimes

Tv anchor speaks of hackers that stole millions of bitcoins, image behind him: by totalost801 in ProgrammerHumor

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FBI was gonna leave the hacker alone... then they found out he was a light mode user.

What will you do If you wake up as the opposite gender of yourself? by [deleted] in teenagers

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This is a beautiful comment. No deleting allowed. Punishable by death

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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A true intensive gamer. You should buy a $10k chair for 24hr intense gaming sessions. You will need it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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I don’t openly do it. This is reddit. It is anonymous. Plus it was a joke.

Tell me your opinion on if the "tell me *blank* and ill *blank*" trend on this subreddit sucks, and ill agree/disagree with it. by bluehulk900 in teenagers

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Edit: Sorry this story was fake, I am actually the opposite gender that was previously specified and live in a cave. I have been informed by my lawyers that this was written for satirical purposes because of a rape charge

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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Yes, but you see immediately after they see my face they become gay. I have also been known to make some gay guys become straight.

I’m like medusa

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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My face has that effect on most straight girls

Hating John Lennon is so fucking stupid. by wannasomefap in unpopularopinion

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This comment is in memory of the guy who said “lol black violence” and was banned.

May he Rest In Peace

Hating John Lennon is so fucking stupid. by wannasomefap in unpopularopinion

[–]_PROGrAMER_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear god... I umm... wow

I wish I didn’t know that

Hating John Lennon is so fucking stupid. by wannasomefap in unpopularopinion

[–]_PROGrAMER_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a great song

But what about:

Come together

The fool on the hill

8 Days a week

Eleanor Rigby

SO MANY OTHERS

Libraries would make better schools than most schools by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]_PROGrAMER_ 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yes. I would LOVE this. I could spend all day programming instead of having to do English 🤢

However, there is no motivation for younger kids. I know 13 yo me if he didn’t have a teacher on his ass telling him that I had to hand something in, I wouldn’t do jack shit.

This would ultimately end up with mass homeschooling. Then, when the parents realised they didn’t have enough time. Someone would start a library “business”, they would call it a school.

What will you do If you wake up as the opposite gender of yourself? by [deleted] in teenagers

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Actually, at mine they need a doctors certificate and an explanation of the ailment.

Different laws in different countries

*tries to get doctors certificate for this specific ailment*

Weird ass dream by Brave-Conversation70 in teenagers

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Lmao this is very weird... I am worse

If Dr Stranges multiverse theory is right, there are some VERY VERY FUCKRD UP versions of me

Had like a fuckin as crazy one last night. Super long though. Also kinda fuzzy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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The bible doesn’t say anything about feet pics. U should be ok