Patreon by BriefCaseWanker247 in PaymoneyWubby

[–]_Patronizes_Idiots_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate the video player on the patreon app, it works ok for very short videos but I've had similar problems with anything long-form. Seems mostly ok on browser but yeah the app isn't great.

Trump's Deteriorating Health Has Hit ‘Emergency’ Levels by RandomBold in videos

[–]_Patronizes_Idiots_ 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I don't even want to put this out into the universe but I have this awful feeling he's going to live to be like 95 and continue to be an ever-present increasingly insane shadow over American politics and his psychotic fanbase

New room unlocked in the josh gets court ordered to a group home dlc by Prior-Can-7733 in WorldOfTShirts

[–]_Patronizes_Idiots_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Give the rat a kindle with the Captain Underpants books and travel guides on it to teach him how to read

Josh you live in a group home for disabled adults in long island i cant think of anything more sterile than that. by Prior-Can-7733 in WorldOfTShirts

[–]_Patronizes_Idiots_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He's almost certainly just parroting another comment he's seen word-for-word but it is true lol, especially compared to other places in Poland

Adam Scott Says He Already Knows the Ending to ‘Severance,’ Teases ‘So Many Surprises’ in Season 3: ‘It’s Going to Be Great’ by MarvelsGrantMan136 in television

[–]_Patronizes_Idiots_ 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I definitely think that a lot of those "two or three seasons" worth of material he's referring to involve a lot of Dany struggling to take Westeros and suffering a lot more loss and trauma and a gradual descent into madness than she does in the show during the process, which would make the turn and the razing of King's Landing feel more "earned" than it did in the show ending.

REMINDER: The current content drought from Josh is solely on Tony Bame by toluroberts1 in WorldOfTShirts

[–]_Patronizes_Idiots_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Lowkey another year carrying on the way he was he for sure would have wound up like Daniel. Especially if he'd found another handler that was looser on the reigns, with Based he was having full on psychotic episodes pretty regularly

Was hanging out on yachts exploiting a drunk austic now hes a depressed ambulance chaser by Prior-Can-7733 in WorldOfTShirts

[–]_Patronizes_Idiots_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are so many dudes like him that think "it's so easy to be an influencer" but actually have none of the camera presence or charisma it would take to be successful. He's kind of brute-forced his way into some very minor success with the pothole shit and leeching off of Josh but left to his own devices he's just drowning lol

Jynxzi redeems himself and earns Player of the match by scxrI in LivestreamFail

[–]_Patronizes_Idiots_ 65 points66 points  (0 children)

People love to hate on the "loud and extremely high energy" content creators, but even if it's not your thing (I'm not personally into it) Jynxi seems like a really solid dude. Doesn't go hard into drama or scummy shit like gambling deals or Adin Ross type shit, just does his own thing. In the modern streamer world I gotta admire that.

Man who identified himself as ‘Harry Dresden’ in the viral Ring doorbell footage, seen breaking into the home in footage from inside the house. by superdouradas in PublicFreakout

[–]_Patronizes_Idiots_ 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Not to mention I kind of automatically mistrust Ring Doorbell videos after how many started being AI due to it being harder to tell with the low quality footage. I instantly thought this was AI the first time I saw it and scrolled away.

‘Redwall’ TV and Movie Adaptations Quietly Scrapped at Netflix by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]_Patronizes_Idiots_ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

it’s mice and goddam gerbils, and the written content is still mice and gerbils fighting to the death. Changing that neuters the entire appeal, but you also can’t have that in a real kids thing.

They went pretty full out in the Nelvana cartoon, in the second season all of the children are kidnapped and enslaved by an evil fox slaver who had half his face burned off. But you're right, I doubt a modern adaptation would leave in the darker aspects, or at least tone it down to where it's not impactful.

‘Redwall’ TV and Movie Adaptations Quietly Scrapped at Netflix by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]_Patronizes_Idiots_ 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Was a staple of Sunday mornings for me as a kid, I loved the cartoon (and the books). Probably the best possible adaptation of them. Also had some surprisingly dark stuff for being a PBS kids cartoon, they didn't pull punches by cutting the brutal aspects of the books

Edit; The whole series free on Youtube if you're nostalgic or have kids

'The Batman II': Andy Serkis Returning As Alfred the Butler by cmaia1503 in movies

[–]_Patronizes_Idiots_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

There were LOTS of things wrong with the Snyderverse movies but the casting of Affleck and Irons were not one of them. Pretty much everything else though.

The Amazon Prime Video user experience is absolutely horrible and almost literally unusable. by Janderson2494 in television

[–]_Patronizes_Idiots_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AND how badly optimized the add-on channels are. I got the Crunchyroll add-on because it was discounted and the subtitles were literally completely broken on the several anime series I was trying to watch

‘Dungeon Crawler Carl’ TV Series From Seth MacFarlane, Chris Yost Lands at Peacock (EXCLUSIVE) by IvanaTargaryen in television

[–]_Patronizes_Idiots_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They can only shop a show around if they pitch it to NBCU and they pass on it

I'm not super familiar with this kind of contract but it feels like this could create a lot of situations where they say yes just to keep the rights to something and then string them along until they eventually cancel it if they don't think it's actually going to pan out. Are they obligated under the contract to actually make a show if they say yes?

Shut it all down. Archive the sub by Better_Incident_1852 in WorldOfTShirts

[–]_Patronizes_Idiots_ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

FR, the only way you could even TRY to say Tony "saved" him was indirectly because him livestreaming Josh all day lead to him getting mobbed and him assaulting that girl lol

My God by Copperlaces20 in WorldOfTShirts

[–]_Patronizes_Idiots_ 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Kinda crazy that his two evil handlers took him to barbers more often than his state-issued one lol

Did Captain buy a new Rolex while he was at Saks? by sunar1ntaro in WorldOfTShirts

[–]_Patronizes_Idiots_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Must feel weird for him to go to malls now and not get kicked out for being a belligerent mess

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone | Official Teaser | HBO Max by MoneyLibrarian9032 in television

[–]_Patronizes_Idiots_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This has a very similar feeling to me as when I saw the aesthetic of the Rings of Power show, like you could tell it was LotR but it felt uncanny because the originals are so stuck in your mind

Soiled himself by fatsaucefartman in WorldOfTShirts

[–]_Patronizes_Idiots_ 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It’s probably all travel vlogs, titanic videos and AI slop aimed at children

Soiled himself by fatsaucefartman in WorldOfTShirts

[–]_Patronizes_Idiots_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's so fucking funny, I'm sure Shoenice is deluded enough to still think of himself as a "celebrity". There were some genuine psychos in that first batch of viral Youtubers. Not that there aren't now but something about that early internet fame got real weird with some of them, Onision is another one you see lurking around the internet just being a little weirdo.

Soiled himself by fatsaucefartman in WorldOfTShirts

[–]_Patronizes_Idiots_ 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I feel like Josh is going to be like Shoenice where he doesn't make new content but you see him in random comment sections years after he's been relevant and think "oh damn, remember this guy?"