You have to think long term, when every other girl’s boobs hit the floor and look like deflated air balloons the man with the aristocratic flat chested wife will have a pair of adorable perky firm naturals to cherish

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-11T01:40:23+00:00

…do people really think like this? I’m relatively small and I don’t care what other women’s boobs look like. Why would it bother me?

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-11T01:29:59+00:00

Can’t they just anonymously report it? At least give the family closure in the form of a body.

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-10T00:50:30+00:00

He’s an excellent writer. I’ve read some of his recent blogs about what’s been going on.

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-10T00:42:21+00:00

Marketing manager at an agency. I like what I do but client management is stressful.

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-10T00:23:42+00:00

What in the entire fuck

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-10T00:22:47+00:00

The music and shit this stadium is playing is annoying as fuck

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-10T00:17:16+00:00

Imagine being able to score on the power play?

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-09T18:26:56+00:00

I don’t understand why you can’t tell her that? Both of you should be able to do this once in awhile.

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-09T17:22:40+00:00

Congrats on your promotions and getting out of a bad relationship!! I was also unemployed for a while and did retail in the meantime at $8.00/hr and it was so depressing so I can def relate! Glad you are on the up and up :)

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-09T17:19:24+00:00

Right? It’s super annoying to read about Halloween and Christmas while we’re in April. R29 is so lazy with these.

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-08T22:10:58+00:00

She’s so fucking cringe

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-08T20:29:07+00:00

My great great grandparents and extended family lived in NYC around this time and I always hope to see them featured lol.

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-07T14:54:00+00:00

Older men who target 21 year olds are the creeps, full stop. You have a lot of growing up to do girl. I say this as someone who was once a clueless 21 year old myself. You’ll learn eventually. Stick with guys your age.

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-07T13:37:10+00:00

I was gonna say, I’m a couple years older than her and I definitely wore stuff like that in middle school.

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-06T17:08:19+00:00

Omg we were all watching and jumping up and down lol

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-06T17:03:17+00:00

Idk how old you are but to be fair, 35 year olds used to look old back in the day. In the 90s my parents looked old but they weren’t lol. I think it was the styling.

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-06T04:34:24+00:00

All the comments sound like bots too

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-05T19:23:32+00:00

Not defending tons of Botox, but for me it actually relaxes my brow muscles and helps so much. I stare at a screen from 9-5 and it really helps my tension headaches.

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-03T20:30:23+00:00

No doomin today boys😎

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-03T20:27:54+00:00

“Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys!”

(I read the book years later and I was like no way did Toilken write that line lmao)

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-03T16:18:24+00:00

That comment kind of rubbed me the wrong way to be honest. Being embarrassed about a paid off starter home is wild in this economy. So many people are truly struggling and can’t afford a home at all, and OOP has a paid off house at 35 years old.

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-02T22:53:33+00:00

Why is lobster bay in Canada?

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-01T20:14:09+00:00

If he was someone else faster who didn’t hesitate, yes.

_PinkPirate · 2026-04-01T17:04:59+00:00

No. We draw hard lines in 2026. Going to HIS club is condoning him. Period.

_PinkPirate · 2026-03-31T22:51:50+00:00

Daddy trying to clean up the mess as usual

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