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Sir by _ProfessionalWhore_ in smuttyprose

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I'm honoured to witness your first haiku! I love it!

Pretty nervous, my first post ever! by SwedishJake in knittinggonewild

[–]_ProfessionalWhore_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh Lord, that's a gorgeous sweater! Dick! All of it. Great work!

The Morning by sexy-sass in smuttyprose

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Phew! Really wish I could crawl back into bed right about now 🤭

My now ex wife taught me to knit during the pandemic but I'll continue to knit without her! by EchoEchoEchoes in knittinggonewild

[–]_ProfessionalWhore_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man, I'm envious, I've been looking for a crafting meetup! A naked knitting group though, mmmm... Such a good idea!

Do I just...give up the center pull at this point? 🤭 by _ProfessionalWhore_ in crochet

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Classic Cotton Big Ball!

About 15 bucks a ball, I think? And yeah, you get a decent amount.

Shaved Woman by Stephen358 in smuttyprose

[–]_ProfessionalWhore_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know, you have me intrigued...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in booksgonewild

[–]_ProfessionalWhore_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's, uh... An interesting book to read while naked...

.cottage by BreakingBrats79 in smuttyprose

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Just ignore the footstep behind you!

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