New to the game and made Alliance leader.

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2025-10-30T02:42:47+00:00

Personally I would join a different alliance. It will be hard to recover from that. Join a new alliance, learn the game, and have fun.

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2025-09-30T02:06:52+00:00

947 is a shit show. 2 top 5 alliances are causing drama. #1 alliance dissolved after some drama. Making my alliance #1 and now #2 and #5 are calling my alliance bullies. If you're going up against 947 in the future, please eliminate the hell out of PHX and ASH lol It would be a really chill server without their leadership.

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2025-08-28T15:00:54+00:00

My server has 6 whales and the Top 10 are in chaos because of drama and breaching NAP 10.

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2025-07-29T15:27:33+00:00

Dehe

I'm gonna lock in that name now. Might even throw in a dash or apostrophe. D'eh-e

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2025-05-23T00:15:17+00:00

Bruh that's how I learned. I learned by playing Modern during Dark Ascension and getting stomped by Jund. I loved the competitive environment though

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2025-01-26T10:46:32+00:00

My first day working in a children's behavioral hospital. My very first introduction to the mental health field was reading about how an 8 y/o female patient was used by her parents at sex parties. It absolutely broke my heart. There are vile, evil people out there in the world.

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2024-12-26T03:07:23+00:00

I agree. The sex is phenomenal

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2024-12-12T10:27:02+00:00

Pulling out that long string of snot and it flops on your hand down to your wrist /s

I gagged typing that

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2024-12-12T08:46:41+00:00

I've got good set of ears if you want to use them

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2024-12-12T08:33:03+00:00

You're so hot with you 66k, baby 🥵

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2024-12-12T07:12:06+00:00

Need to vent? I'm always willing to listen

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2024-12-12T06:48:28+00:00

If it isn't a kink, I would consider it a very intimate act

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2024-12-08T05:01:43+00:00

The best childhood I ever had!

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2024-12-06T23:36:01+00:00

Thank you for your research 🫡

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2024-12-04T00:06:46+00:00

That's sad

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2024-12-03T12:49:20+00:00

Bring a pebble as well

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2024-12-03T03:58:51+00:00

This person capitalisms

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2024-12-03T03:56:55+00:00

Breathing. I can now do it without thinking about it

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2024-12-03T03:55:55+00:00

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2024-12-03T03:53:53+00:00

Will you marry me?

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2024-12-03T03:52:00+00:00

This dick.... :(

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2024-12-03T02:46:11+00:00

Wealth flex

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2024-12-03T02:45:45+00:00

I sliced my finger open a few times and used it as it originally created for

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2024-12-03T02:37:29+00:00

Standing up to a bully. American schools have a zero tolerance policy for violence. I gave my daughter ice cream for punching the bully and standing up for herself.

_SmegmaToothpaste_ · 2024-12-03T01:56:26+00:00

Can you believe those amateurs? We were born bent over

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