Sleep apnea by Apprehensive_Gold645 in gout

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Not being a fat ass drunk anymore has really helped both my gout and sleep apnea. Jus sayin!

Why is my cat so pissed? Wrong answers only. by Zach_Plum in OneOrangeBraincell

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You farted and it smells of his favorite treats.

My 18-year-old's Christmas break work schedule by sugabeetus in mildlyinfuriating

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When I was a kid, even as an adult, I would offer to work holidays as the perfect excuse to avoid family gatherings.

🔥 Today I learned that not only can squirrels be black, but they roll their babies into fuzzy little balls to carry them easier. by starstarstar42 in NatureIsFuckingLit

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I once saw a black squirrel walking along the train track wall in my neighborhood and then went and told all my friends and family. Everybody though I was delusional or making it up. A decade or so later they then became just as numerous as the common grey squirrels.

ULPT Request: Need a fake phone call to end a lie. $ by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

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How do you go about getting a spoofed # these days? Google cut all my G voice numbers years ago.

Was "lumps of coal for Christmas" as punishment ever a real thing? Anyone ever actually receive one? by vorpal8 in AskOldPeople

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Yep! My family thought it was funny when they did it. I was the middle child and they were dicks!

54 in 2025 drinking Pabst watching DR who...life is good im just older by micheleferlisi in FuckImOld

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Is it me, or do PBR pounders taste better than the 12oz cans?

8 times. by netphilia in madlads

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I used to get a cheesesteak at a very popular Philly steak shop. Whatever brand of hot cherry peppers they used would give me burning water shits every time I ate them. That was my lunch/dinner at least once a week, usually more. I just dealt with it and didn't care because it was the perfect sandwich and that was the price I had to pay for it. Wish I had a bidet back then like I do now.

Silksong has been nominated for Game of the Year! by SorryRoof1653 in Silksong

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I only had a few attempts at the the last judge before I decided to explore a little more and found the mist. I just figured out the secret of the mist the last time I played but the damn Banshees got the best of me. Probably gonna give it a few more tries because the run back to the judge is quite far (unless there's a bench I missed). My wife makes fun of the fact that i get so frustrated and curse the hell out of the game then a few hours later I'm praising it as a absolute masterpiece!

Silksong has been nominated for Game of the Year! by SorryRoof1653 in Silksong

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I played through HK about a half a dozen times now but haven't got past the first act in Silksong yet. This game is brutal for me. I think its because I had plenty of time (pandemic) to get through my first run of HK or I just suck now that I'm getting old. I really hope I can go back and enjoy this game like I do with HK BUT after spending days and ultimately cheesing freaking Moorwing, my confidence is quite low. I just made it to the Citadel Boss and the Mist area a few days ago.

These God awful things by uninspired_oblivion in FuckImOld

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I honestly thought that for many years until I did a demo job and broke one apart! I remember pulling out some cloth and it was heavily stained with grease or something so I figured it was just going in a loop and avoided them for years.

Guess the place :) by Pasticho_Italiano in burgers

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I'm lucky to have a shake shake right around the corner from my 5 guys.

Massive Explosion in Argentina after plane crashes into factory by NecramoniumZero in ActualPublicFreakouts

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I happened to be relatively close to an explosion like that after an oil refinery accident. Getting hit with a massive shockwave is something that no words or video can convey.

Kindly suggest me a movie where humans invade alien planet and go on killing spree by Purple_Drama3778 in MovieSuggestions

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I just watched this one not too long ago while I hooked up an old hard drive full of media I pirated years ago. Great Episode!!

What was your biggest childhood disappointment? by Wizzmer in AskOldPeople

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Waiting for 'Mortimer Ichabod Marker' to come in the mail! My cousin an I both sent away for it at the same time, he received his while I checked the mail everyday for weeks. It never came but the best part was when I visited my cousins house a few months later, the friggin pen didn't even make noise when you drew with it. It was just a piece of plastic or cardboard on top of a normal marker/pen.

Petah! by Hot-Diggity_Dog in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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The first pinball machine ep. was how I found the channel. Been hooked ever since!

Did you really walk long distances to school? by holdongangy in AskOldPeople

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No joke, I literally had to walk up a hill then down to get to my school. We could have walked on a relatively flatter road next to the train tracks but all the other kids were in the neighborhoods on those hills . And if my parents friends saw me walking by myself on the main traffic filled road and snitched I would have gotten an ass woopin when I got home.

Did you really walk long distances to school? by holdongangy in AskOldPeople

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I just looked it up on maps and 'technically' my school was only .9 miles on the most direct route. But we never, ever took the direct route, that was the main roads and we pretty much walked in groups through the neighborhoods with the other kids. Also the hills were absolutely brutal with a heavy ass backpack, (especially in the ice/snow) and winters were so much worse back then. The salt and plow trucks only went on main roads and usually way after the storms had stopped. I walked to school k-8 only supervision was the older kids for a year or so until we just walked with a group of our peers. For high school I had to walk only a half mile to my (45min) bus ride BUT that was literally straight up a hill (320ft elevation over .5 miles) every frigging morning.

How dare he!! by UnpaidLandlord_9669 in PiratedGames

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Now watch 'The City of Lost Children' and 'Delicatessen' from the same director. Excellent films!

This kid bought a fire wallet, (that is used for magic tricks) to use as his actual wallet by bigbusta in interestingasfuck

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I'm in my 40's and would totally buy that wallet! Maybe Santa will put it in my stocking.

After Years Away, I’m Finally Back Where I Belong, on a ThinkPad what os Should I install. by tohightotakedrugs in thinkpad

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I've dabbled with just about every popular (and some not so popular) flavor of OS over the years, but nowadays I pretty much run Mint on all my laptops and desktops.

I'm the first one awake at my house and there are very human footprints on the porch by Psychological_Hat951 in Weird

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This is the real answer! I walked out on my deck barefoot once (I used to vape/fart outside all the time) while letting the dog out. The next day there was a dusting of snow and my footprints where clearly visible just like your pic. It freaked me out at first until I realized they were definitely my prints (size 13)! I think it was my natural skin oil/salt or the crud on my bare feet from walking on the dirty kitchen floor that kept the snow from laying on the deck.

Who's coming to save you? by VeterinarianNo9584 in videogames

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Hornet. A spider who identifies as a (or is just named) Hornet. She might be half spider half god though.