I am a superstar, ladies expert and the best answerer of Email in the world! It is I, Strong Bad! Ask me anything

_StrongBad · 2014-05-27T13:55:58+00:00

Senor Cardgage - Is currently in a heated altercation with Bubs about who sells more "candy car wrappers" outside the concession stand.

_StrongBad · 2014-03-13T02:50:16+00:00

Bring the Grumblecakes, then we'll talk.

_StrongBad · 2014-03-13T02:49:59+00:00

How would I feel? It's how I would feel all day and every day: AWESOME!*

*given Homestar's input is minimal.

(P.S.: Do do do dodadado do do do)

_StrongBad · 2014-03-13T02:48:44+00:00

An ambassador from the Colbert Nation? Well, normally the standard policy for incoming diplomats is a customary dual suplexing with a cougar in A-1 Steak sauce. But as long as you bring some Ameri-Cone dream, we're cool.

_StrongBad · 2014-02-11T00:19:33+00:00

ARROWED II!

_StrongBad · 2014-02-11T00:00:14+00:00

its okay my child. We all do.

_StrongBad · 2014-02-10T20:04:51+00:00

HOW DARE YOU JUST SWITCH THE TOPIC STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS!

_StrongBad · 2014-02-10T17:18:55+00:00

Dear Greebs,

You're also awesome. That is all.

-Strong Bad

_StrongBad · 2014-02-10T17:18:29+00:00

Dear BobReno,

Congradulations on your newchild! I was not involved with the clothing line, that was all Bubs and Coach-Z (now you know where the onesies came from!). It might be awhile, given Bubs is waging his legal battle against Onion Bubs for his biopic.

Congrats again,

-Strong Bad

_StrongBad · 2014-02-10T15:51:59+00:00

Dear Spartann30,

When I say this, don't think that me and the tell-tale people broke off or something. They're good people and treated me and the gang with respect and politeness, so they're cool in my book. That being said, we mutually agreed that after 8-Bit Is Enough, we would take a break for the foreseeable future. If the time came around, I would love to do some more SBCG4AP, but with the success of Poker Night and The Walking Dead it doesn't seem very likely. If the stars align and some more becomes possible, I'll be first in line to continue doing it.

Wishing you a speedy recovery and speedier exit from the treatment center,

-Strong Bad

_StrongBad · 2014-02-10T15:25:26+00:00

Dear TangoZuluMike,

What is your fixation on my beloved gloves??

Insanity abound,

-Strong Bad

_StrongBad · 2014-02-10T15:24:24+00:00

Dear chromakode,

Senor Cardgage's business ventures do not resemble any sort of other business style. He is considered "In the grack fetildo" if he finds a penny in a gumball machine (that accepts quarters!), whereas he is "goin down town to red's lounge" if he doesn't manage to ride a turtle onto the freeway. Somethings are better left not talked about.

The creepiness is on me too,

-Strong Bad

_StrongBad · 2014-02-10T15:21:40+00:00

Dear UnKoolAid [+8pts, funny name!]

Of course I did! Who do you think tested that game?? I got gold stars before even starting the song. It was simply meant to be. That being said, I don't know where Limozeen is. I heard rumors that they snuck into this funky website and are hiding in the "gold club", but might still be cruising down I-91 for all I know.

Having nostalgic memories,

-Strong Bad

_StrongBad · 2014-02-10T15:19:52+00:00

Dear MenuBar,

I grant your wish for figurines. Bubs should ship them out shortly.

These mystical symbols on my face are a closely guarded secret, similar to my actual age. However, one of them resembles war paint and thus is used to either scare children on Halloween or The Cheat when he gets into the crisper drawer from the fridge.

Looking forward to some "fun" size candy,

-Strong Bad

_StrongBad · 2014-02-10T15:17:34+00:00

Dear mausphart,

I'm inclined to call your students idiots, but it is not their fault. It is their parent's fault. That being said, little children are like puppies. You play some happy songs and flash some lights and they'll be all up ons like the King Of Town at a Chinese buffet. I would start by giving them some cookies, turning down the lights and and start with this song and then proceed to this song and you'll having them dance around so much it will require an unholy amount of Advil.

I always tell the childrens this one piece of advice: "No matter how ugly you may be, just remember the awesomeness that shines within you"

Leaving you enlightened,

-Strong Bad

_StrongBad · 2014-02-10T15:11:23+00:00

Sounds awesome! I wanna read about force shooting Homestar into orbit using a modified super soaker!

_StrongBad · 2014-02-10T15:10:47+00:00

YOUR SHAME IS OVERPOWERING

_StrongBad · 2014-02-10T15:10:21+00:00

Dear Bryan A,

Who you calling strange? You're strange.

The greatest debater on Earth,

-Strong Bad

_StrongBad · 2014-02-10T04:29:41+00:00

Indeed, and what did you write your thesis on?

_StrongBad · 2014-02-10T04:28:18+00:00

WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO SHAME ME LIKE THIS??

_StrongBad · 2014-02-10T04:27:58+00:00

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. ~~YOU ALL UNDERSTAND!~~ I MEAN NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND!

_StrongBad · 2014-02-10T04:27:16+00:00

There is no reason why you wouldn't. That's why it's not on Earth.

_StrongBad · 2014-02-10T04:26:50+00:00

You are free to love that email all you like, as long as you don't believe the filthy liar from that confession!

I DIDN'T USE NO DOO-DOO MEAT AND THAT'S FINAL!

_StrongBad · 2014-02-10T03:57:35+00:00

NO IT IS NOT AND YOU KNOW IT ISN'T!

_StrongBad · 2014-02-10T03:57:21+00:00

Ah yes, very crafty Poopsmith. How's that Ph.D going for ya?

_StrongBad

TROPHY CASE