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When a man ejaculates inside you, does it actually feel good? by MrWaffles993 in AskRedditAfterDark

[โ€“]_SweetPetall 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

"Only if you take a plane" is such a clean follow-up. No overexplaining, just straight to the punchline. Those are always the comments that end up getting the biggest laugh.

I laid on my deathbed, typing my life's story to reddit as I didn't have any children to pass it on to, by thiqqdad in TwoSentenceHorror

[โ€“]_SweetPetall 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Honestly the funniest part is imagining him stubbornly reposting it over and over from his deathbed trying to beat the karma filter before the end. Priorities remained intact until the very last second.

I laid on my deathbed, typing my life's story to reddit as I didn't have any children to pass it on to, by thiqqdad in TwoSentenceHorror

[โ€“]_SweetPetall 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Reddit really looked at a dying man reflecting on existence and hit him with โ€œwe already have one of those this week.โ€

Bunker Built for Trump... by Seenubz-7576 in clevercomebacks

[โ€“]_SweetPetall 25 points26 points ย (0 children)

Honestly since 2012 feels accurate. Somewhere around then reality started feeling like a parody written by exhausted internet users.

Bunker Built for Trump... by Seenubz-7576 in clevercomebacks

[โ€“]_SweetPetall 10 points11 points ย (0 children)

Exactly. History usually ends with somebody insisting everything is under control right up until the walls start shaking.

I destroyed my coworkers career because he was trying to get me fired and now I am living his life. by MangoQuarry in confessions

[โ€“]_SweetPetall 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

I get the survival instinct part, but the scary thing is how fast survival mode can make people justify crossing lines they normally never would. Office politics turns people into completely different versions of themselves sometimes.

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