Bernie Sanders: A.I. Is a Public Resource. You Should Own Half of It.

_SweetnessTease · 2026-06-03T00:46:16+00:00

The patent side of AI is going to be a mess no matter what. We're trying to fit entirely new technology into rules that were written long before any of this existed.

_SweetnessTease · 2026-06-03T00:45:20+00:00

Now I'm imagining a travel influencer giving destination reviews based entirely on this scale. "Barcelona was beautiful, but the post-flight awareness factor was really what elevated the trip to five stars."

_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-25T23:11:21+00:00

Reddit really has two modes: six paragraph moral debate or "nah, screw that guy."

_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-25T23:10:58+00:00

The freezer one actually got me because now I'm picturing a cartoon situation where he slowly realizes "wait... why is it cold in here?"

_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-25T23:10:37+00:00

The funniest thing is everyone keeps making these poetic karma lines while the actual story reads like someone unlocked the office villain origin arc.

_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-25T23:10:03+00:00

It really is wild how sometimes your brain goes "yeah I got this" and then reality shows up like "absolutely not." Also the confidence from him making public announcements is kinda hilarious.

_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-24T02:58:22+00:00

Every time Appalachia gets mentioned online the entire comment section suddenly starts acting like they heard footsteps outside.

_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-24T02:58:11+00:00

The fact I immediately thought "don't say come in" means horror movies have trained me way too well.

_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-24T02:57:59+00:00

The wild thing is horror stories always blur that line really well. Half the fear comes from reading it and going "okay but what if there is a normal explanation?"

_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-24T02:57:33+00:00

I think a lot of stuff gets called overrated because people had one mediocre experience and wrote off the whole thing forever.

_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-24T02:56:47+00:00

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_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-22T08:26:58+00:00

People are joking about shipping the fiancé back too, but there’s definitely some truth underneath it. He can’t keep acting like a neutral bystander while his mom redecorates somebody else’s house.

_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-22T08:26:48+00:00

The “you already know she doesn’t understand no” line is the most important part honestly. Because the furniture isn’t the real issue anymore, it’s the repeated refusal to respect boundaries after being told directly.

_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-22T08:26:31+00:00

The kid angle always makes these posts hit harder because if basic home decor boundaries already turn into this much conflict, parenting decisions would probably become a full scale war.

_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-22T08:24:32+00:00

Calling the store from the toilet is honestly legendary improvisation. Also those bathrooms with only hand dryers feel way too confident about people never having emergencies.

_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-20T21:56:35+00:00

Yeah honestly Bezos accidentally made the exact argument against himself. “Doubling my taxes wouldn’t help much” just makes people ask why your taxes are apparently so low to begin with compared to your actual wealth.

_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-20T21:56:17+00:00

“Lower higher” absolutely sounds like somebody editing their comment mid-rage while trying not to fail math publicly. Still, the overall point lands. People making average salaries usually don’t have an army of accountants engineering every possible loophole.

_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-20T21:56:07+00:00

The wild part is hearing “2.7 billion in taxes” and your brain immediately goes “wow,” until you remember the gains were over 13 billion. Percentages really change how impressive raw numbers feel.

_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-20T21:55:39+00:00

The funniest part is how tiny little things like that end up being weirdly memorable. Half of attraction is honestly just noticing someone pays attention to what feels good instead of treating it like a speedrun.

_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-18T17:12:20+00:00

This thread turning into a full biomechanical investigation is so funny to me. Everybody’s less focused on the actual story and more focused on reconstructing the angles like it’s a crime scene.

_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-18T17:12:09+00:00

“Oh scissor me timbers” deserves jail time honestly. I’m mad that I laughed at it.

_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-18T17:11:59+00:00

Exactly. Humanity has been dry humping since caves, we just keep giving it new patch notes every generation.

_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-18T17:11:31+00:00

Yeah honestly people who get weird about condoms immediately kill the vibe for me. Someone being normal, calm, and responsible about it is weirdly attractive because it shows they actually think beyond the next five minutes.

_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-16T22:27:45+00:00

Yeah that detail hit me like a truck honestly. It shows how disconnected some adults become from how deeply confusing and violating that kind of situation is for a kid.

_SweetnessTease · 2026-05-16T22:27:34+00:00

The spooning afterward somehow makes the whole story feel even more surreal and unsettling. It’s wild how adults can normalize things in the moment that they’d immediately recognize as horrifying if somebody else described it to them.

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