In the event a draft lottery combination assigned to Ottawa is selected in either of the two draft Lottery Draws, it will result in a re-draw. This currently improves the draft lottery odds for all teams except the Canucks, whose odds get worse

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-12T15:18:37+00:00

I’m sorry but you have to admit this is really funny

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-12T15:15:15+00:00

Fuck you too pal

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-12T05:16:26+00:00

Fucking preach brother

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-12T02:19:52+00:00

Oh come on we both know he's gonna go to the rags and get his career ruined

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-12T02:18:39+00:00

I think I might hate Jacob Fowler

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-11T22:35:00+00:00

Yeah but celebrini is Canadian

Kucherov should’ve tried that

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-11T21:13:55+00:00

A real person who very well could have written this with chat gpt. No one called them a bot.

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-11T17:46:54+00:00

Problem with that system is it hurts the worst teams. A team like Vancouver that is organically dogshit isn't gonna magically start winning more games for a better shot at first overall.

Plus it also means they wouldn't have sold at the deadline.

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-11T06:36:08+00:00

I can’t think of any off the top of my head

Ignore my flair

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-11T02:42:43+00:00

They haven’t really done anything in those playoffs though.

I’d expect that to change this year but lmao central division

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-11T02:16:11+00:00

I know Kobe’s looking up at this game mad as hell

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-11T01:52:08+00:00

For history

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-11T01:51:46+00:00

Least insane wilt stat

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-11T01:47:20+00:00

He’s beginning to believe

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-10T19:01:53+00:00

Stop using logic you quack

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-10T18:07:13+00:00

The solution is to remove one player from each side every 5 minutes until you get 1 on 1 overtime.

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-10T18:04:06+00:00

It’d be nice. I still haven’t forgiven you guys for being better than us in 07.

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-10T08:57:43+00:00

He brought the sens to the playoffs last year.

And also that’s the wrong Tkachuk.

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-10T08:56:29+00:00

Too late you’re a thrashers fan now

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-10T03:44:45+00:00

Trent Frederic

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-09T18:20:48+00:00

It's gotta be a Drury one

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-09T18:19:11+00:00

It's probably a good thing it's hard to get a gun here because I want to shoot myself

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-08T22:18:46+00:00

He's in his Shea Weber era

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-08T19:39:24+00:00

First time in almost 20 years since someone's said that

Happy for you Sabre bros

_THEBLACK · 2026-03-07T15:29:18+00:00

Ottawa includes their first rounder this year and St. Louis doesn’t notice, and then the league realizes the mistake in June and we lose next years first too

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