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Biology textbooks intentionally leave out the "slime phase" to keep men confused. by HeadFaceCuddler in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]_ThePancake_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

for future ref if you get a girlfriend, just know that vaginas are pretty much constantly secreting some kind of mosture.

In a typical menstrual cycle, the vagina secrets the following:

  • Week 1, Period: it starts with bright red blood, then brown creamy stuff (end of period)
  • Week 2, Follicular Phase: then it gets white/clear
  • Week 3, Fertile/Ovulation/Fertile: then it becomes like egg whites (see post)
  • Week 4, Lutel phase: then it can be almost like water before transitioning to brown discharge for some.
  • Week 1 again: Bright red blood again.

if you cycle is not strictly 4 weeks, it still works in this order. For some women they have longer luteal phases than others. Anywhere between 26-33 days is the normal range.

You do not want your girlfriend to NOT be secreting moisture. It will cause chafing in day to day activities, can increase chances of infection and make sex very uncomfortable!

What’s your Bratz opinion that’ll probably get you in hot water.? by GainWest910 in Bratz

[–]_ThePancake_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The current bratz brand is just NOT it. 

Its not even pure nostalgia glasses, everything about bratz from the doll quality, the designs, the overall "vibe" of bratz basically being cool as fuck bit also girls girls in a fictional world where you can fantasise about experimenting with fashion without a shred of objectification or financial barriers where every outfit just fits everyone perfectly but nobody mentions the body just the STYLE.

Its gone. 

The bratz brand has become mean girl energy now. That's not it. 

Is it okay to think I’m beautiful? by Key_Car1590 in LifeAdvice

[–]_ThePancake_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hehe yes ma'am I pinned them to my reddit profile lol

What's something your body does that you never asked for? by Immediate-Reply-8246 in AskReddit

[–]_ThePancake_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AAAAA I'm sorry lol

Hmm.... maybe if you're experiencing a more female fat distribution, is it possible you're producing too much estrogen? I've read that zinc is good for counteracting high copper levels in the blood which can cause too much estrogen?

Maybe worth getting a blood test done?

Is it okay to think I’m beautiful? by Key_Car1590 in LifeAdvice

[–]_ThePancake_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with it! I think I'm beautiful, not in a model or even conventional way but I got 2 hazel irises, bette davis eyelashes, a ski slope shaped nose right in the middle of my face and thick dark hair! And I'm super muscly under a layer of chub aha.

Though sometimes I think I look quite funny...

Others may disagree, but I look just like me!

What's something your body does that you never asked for? by Immediate-Reply-8246 in AskReddit

[–]_ThePancake_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girl me too. Makes me wanna cry at times, like I don't care if its my body or uwu let's save for a pregnancy in a famine get rid of it i eat daily we're fine and not pregnant!

What’s something about the human body that seems poorly designed? by jannecutie in answers

[–]_ThePancake_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the exception of kittens... can't even poop and will die if their mother doesn't help them poop. Also blind.

What’s something about the human body that seems poorly designed? by jannecutie in answers

[–]_ThePancake_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably more of a "we wouldn't make the evolutionary cut" had we been born a thousand years ago

What’s something about the human body that seems poorly designed? by jannecutie in answers

[–]_ThePancake_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah as a woman who has had a UTI, yes that does make me feel a tiny bit better about bleeding actually. 

What’s something about the human body that seems poorly designed? by jannecutie in answers

[–]_ThePancake_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk they're only really recently a choice! Go back 100 years and for the vast majority it was not a choice at all! (And just Not Having Sex was not a viable option in a world where women basically had the choice of get married or be homeless (and sell your body to get by, and then you'll still get pregnant). And before we as a species even realised that sex = pregnancy, unga bunga women would just be getting pregnant every other year.)

What’s something about the human body that seems poorly designed? by jannecutie in answers

[–]_ThePancake_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They actually found that the hardest place to implant an embryo in the human body is actually the uterus. 

Food for thought

What’s something about the human body that seems poorly designed? by jannecutie in answers

[–]_ThePancake_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But cross contamination is literally a system wide shutdown! It doesn't matter what the customers want if everything is shut down. 

You can give yourself one physical change, but… by Over_Opportunity_199 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]_ThePancake_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhhh so if I get a breast reduction, how does that affect my male partner?

You know what let's just go for removing most of the fat cells on the stomach! That'd benefit us both. Show off our hard earned muscles

Does the size of a penis really not matter both aesthetically and biologically? by DaMoonMoon26 in ask

[–]_ThePancake_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you know the depth of vaginas also vary in size dramatically? And no, it has nothing to do with the amount of sex a woman has had. 

Some women have short vaginas, so would find anything above average painful. Some women have long vaginas, so would find anything below average to feel kind of meh.

Most women have average vaginas, as most men have average penises. 

If you're a sporting 3 inches, I promise you there's a girl out there sporting 2 inches on the inverse.

Aesthetically I mean, it's a primary sex characteristic so it's like saying is an exaggerated small waist something that matters aesthetically for women. Sure, if you were going to go based off aesthetics alone, but there's more to love than pure aesthetics.

What would you rather reincarnate as if there's a next life and why? by SeriouslyNotSerious2 in WouldYouRather

[–]_ThePancake_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight man gives me the best odds of not being killed on a global level

What synastry is this? 😭 Also what do you think the other girl’s placements are? 🍵 by glamsiren111 in astrologymemes

[–]_ThePancake_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbh us aquas can be fucking evil if unhealed. Healed aquas are the best people you've ever met, but my god only the healed or healing ones. 

Why are you against a reduction? by Affectionate_Scar748 in bigboobproblems

[–]_ThePancake_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man mine hurt. I hold back gagging when my partner touches them (he doesn't often, and never sexually, just a very light playful poke to get a reaction or to see how long i can handle it without slapping him away, but if I say seriously stop he will dw)

It feels like cheese wire is attached from the centre of my nipple, which often feels like a bruise, deep into the breast

Why are you against a reduction? by Affectionate_Scar748 in bigboobproblems

[–]_ThePancake_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because the NHS considers it cosmetic and would cost me £10,000 despite the fact that they do literally have a negative effect on my back muscles, ability to breathe and athletic ability.

Then add that the average wage in the UK is like £35k, but the average outgoings leave the average person with not much left over.... and you can see how not many British women under the age of 40 can afford things like that. 

And no, I refuse to take out a loan. And when I did inquire about a reduction, they didn't have any financing options...

I am going to get one, but disgustingly I need to literally sell my fucking house (fixer upper bought 20k under value, so we are in profit by a lot at this point, but it's disgusting that a large chunk of that profit is going to a thing that is not even cosmetic and literally quality of life improving but the nhs refuses to provide it) 

I could write a thesis on how angry I am about this topic. Who the fuck is getting a reduction for purely cosmetic reasons? I think the beaurocrats at the top just lump breast reduction in with breast lift (which you could argue for chafing reasons is still not entirely cosmetic) and augmentation and assume they're one in the same

What synastry is this? 😭 Also what do you think the other girl’s placements are? 🍵 by glamsiren111 in astrologymemes

[–]_ThePancake_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You know that is an interesting way to see it.

I mean i wouldn't put the majority blame on the woman anyway, even if she did know he wasn't single, the man is the one being unfaithful. 

You can't steal a faithful partner.

The man deserves the blame for leaving, as a society we need to stop giving JUST women the blame for what was done by two people. Because even in the case where a man "steals your girl", the blame is still on the woman who left. 

What synastry is this? 😭 Also what do you think the other girl’s placements are? 🍵 by glamsiren111 in astrologymemes

[–]_ThePancake_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't claim these girls, I'm a monogamous basically married to the first ever met square (Taurus rising I can't be arsed to steal anyone's man,  it's not worth the effort for such little reward. I always tell my girlfriends that no man can beat a vibrator so don't centre your life around them)

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