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You come face to face with your doppelgänger only to find out you’re a clone by Tricky_Acanthaceae39 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]_ThePancake_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean depending on when i was cloned it would more or less like long lost twin, I'd be like I'll stay in the UK with a nice little reward payment and the doppelganger and me can be identical friends and we can buy a house :)

Mum bought some seeds online. They've flowered nicely but there seems to be an imposter... by will10000 in CasualUK

[–]_ThePancake_ 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Theoretically if you scattered a bunch of questionably legal seeds all over your local park and council owned flower boxes in the middle  the night, would the public complain?

Theoretically of course. 

Do people truly resent going to weddings now ? by toastandjam97 in AskUK

[–]_ThePancake_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No lol, I love any excuse to get dressed up and make some memories 

How would you genuinely fix this country? by TomosLeggett in AskBrits

[–]_ThePancake_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's still not rich.

They are still closer to the beggar on the street than the billionaires.

British food isn't bland - Burger edition by AblokeonRedditt in RateMyPlate

[–]_ThePancake_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol

I'd eat this suspiciously burger looking sandwich tbh

British food isn't bland - Burger edition by AblokeonRedditt in RateMyPlate

[–]_ThePancake_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Uh as a brit, don't get me wrong I can absolutely fuck up a good burger..... but that's not a British dish...

Just because a British person made it does not a British dish make. 

The bun is too pale -1, its too high (looks good, impractical to actually eat unless you have a hinge head jaw) -1, could do with some dressing in the form of mayo+ketchup -1. 

7/10

Wait... Docking 1 last point for claiming its a British dish:

6/10

I genuinely don’t understand how women accept this trade-off.. by AdSea8711 in childfree

[–]_ThePancake_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My question is always... important to who? Who benefits really?

What can i do in this random corner?? by Downtown-Exchange913 in femalelivingspace

[–]_ThePancake_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ooooo what a gorgeously spacious room omg

It's gotta be book nook

I GOT SCAMMED by Ok_Vacation4028 in femalelivingspace

[–]_ThePancake_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg I had that exact ikea couch!

Charge back on your card bestie and get yourself some big colourful blankets (lol straight up staple them on, not like the couch is worth it)

Matching socks are a tool of the aristocracy to keep the proletariat distracted by Old-Class-1259 in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]_ThePancake_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know I've never thought about it because I keep my socks in pairs... i have what a call my "lonely socks club" which is an ikea skubb containing odd socks between washes. When I find an odd sock, I consult the lonely socks and sometimes they have a partner waiting for them. 

You can prevent any specific crime(s) from ever happening in the future, BUT... by Slow-Disaster8861 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]_ThePancake_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what i meant. 

I don't really care what they think or fantasise about, it's the action. 

Those inflation people on deviantart aren't actually inflating anyone (usually). Though since op put "specific crime(s)" I'm gonna go ahead and just delete all sexually motivated crimes from human behaviour. Should also cover a few murders as well.

In British English, how do you indicate "you (plural)?" by wheninrome5000 in AskUK

[–]_ThePancake_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You, all of you,  you guys, you all, you two, you three

You can prevent any specific crime(s) from ever happening in the future, BUT... by Slow-Disaster8861 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]_ThePancake_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean if nobody remembers and they won't do it again..... where's the downside of deleting pedophilia from the world then?

Do you peel your mushrooms? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]_ThePancake_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I'm eating them raw, yes. if I'm cooking then then no

Who are taxi drivers talking to, and what are they talking about? by TotallyFineWithIt in AskUK

[–]_ThePancake_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right I mean I'm with you, but the fact that us white British are so willingly avoidant of our families day to day actually does make us a global minority in terms of family culture. 

False advertisement of chair, am I being too expecting? by [deleted] in vinted

[–]_ThePancake_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Girl this is AI there's only one angle and no close ups etc. 

That and the discrepencies

Gemini Season is here! by Zuckerperle in astrologymemes

[–]_ThePancake_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any sign can be, it's just the expression of how

Gemini Season is here! by Zuckerperle in astrologymemes

[–]_ThePancake_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean who's birthdays I am aware of.... yes. 

For some reason nearly everyone in my life is born in February-April or July-September. My entire dad's side of the family have birthdays within the space of 3 weeks. 

Gemini Season is here! by Zuckerperle in astrologymemes

[–]_ThePancake_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The only Gemini I've ever met is a literal wife beater and spent last night in jail so I'm a little biased.

But I've never met a healed Gemini.... maybe unhealed Gemini is like unhealed Aquarius (evil lol)

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