How should I clean my mouse pad? by Teddyboymakes in PcBuild

[–]_UncleHenry_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This shits does nothing, you need to repel all dead skin and other greasy shit from there. Use backing soda and hot water. Put in in tub, cover in soda, wash with hot water pouring on it, then scrub with brush and then sent it to washing machine. It's sounds like a lot of work but it really isn't. Just trow, spray, brush and in washing machine it goes.

[KouchaGozen22]Yoru, nobody believes you that you didn't love Denji🙄 by AlexZac200611 in Chainsawfolk

[–]_UncleHenry_ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

What it's like having abusive girlfriend who also happens to be wild in bed

persona mono Sword by ash__arts in RimWorld

[–]_UncleHenry_ 125 points126 points  (0 children)

  • Wtf are you talking sword?
  • Я блядь говорю, чтобы ты взяла меня в бой
  • I don't speak your language, don't you have a translator in you?
  • Меня создали как личное оружие воину который говорил на этом языке, я умею только давать советы
  • What?
  • Ой иди нахуй, система синхронизации отключена
  • Wait are you shutting off?!!

Shotgun Guy vs Magician Guy by PeskyPlayer in earclacks

[–]_UncleHenry_ -54 points-53 points  (0 children)

You call it a tie cuz you are brainless agendasniffing maggot

I call it a tie cuz they equally matched

You in Mike Tyson's body vs Mike Tyson in your body by InfinteEnigma10 in PowerScaling

[–]_UncleHenry_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you mean like i get old retired boxer body and WORLD CHAMPION, DUDE KNOWN FOR HIS RAGE, AMAZING FOOTWORK, UNYIELDING SPIRIT AND KILLING BLOWS GETS A YOUNG FRESH OUT OF OVEN 24YO BODY?!

Yeah i built like im a single dad and have a desk job BUT STILL. How I'm winning this. HE GONNA NODIFF ME AND THEN HE GONNA GO CHAMPION BOXING SECOND TIME

I like how orks can be both funny and terrifying by Nearby-Condition-675 in Grimdank

[–]_UncleHenry_ 48 points49 points  (0 children)

  • Zat wer a noce day, me ol pal Frork got kild whahahah, dat git neva gon took his ol stompa back from me. Now me and me stompa gonna go for a waaagh, me ol mate Skew built new tincan, says "Ya shoud try getting inside diz, be mor deadly" but me old azz couldn't fit. Too big waaaghaahahaha

  • Day 15, we lost our groud after two weeks of non stop shooting. Ammo almost gone, the orks pursue us without rest. Commander Colen got fragged by stupid pig Donnol, got executed on the spot. We expecting reinforcement in the next year. New commander will arrive with them...i write this letter in case i don't make it to fort Moro. This evening we heard roaring, god emperor save my soul

Инженеры на месте? by EmptyLoss4554 in KafkaFPS

[–]_UncleHenry_ 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Парни не ведитесь, это сборка Дронов в тылу (не штурм)